Lyrics : ​a message from our sponsors

Female Voice: "Quiet, there's an ad coming on."

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-Super room service!
-Dead babies!
-Planned Parenthood?

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*Laughs uncontrollably*

Anything you need here, we got it: child prost**ution, drugs... Just call us up, get in the van and we'll get you man! Worldcorpo's Room and Board?