CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Black friends
You know that wasn't black face, right?
What?!
At the Halloween party
It was just self tanner
I'm not racist
Okay...
How many black friends do I have?
Uh, I didn't really ask...
Ah sh*t, son
Too many to count
Here are some of my favorites...
Please don't list them
I'm going to list them
So you KNOW I'm not racist
This is problematic
Marcus is the best dancer
David gives the best advice
Monica makes the best soul food
And Rodger's my homeboy for life
Black friends (Ziwe: Hey man, you don't have to list them out ...)
Black friends (Ziwe: ...like a Pokémon rap or something)
They are my best friends (Ziwe: Also, a lot of these people seem...)
In the world! (Ziwe: ...like huge stereotypes)
Ha ha, no way, man!
The sweetest man I know is Chris
The toughest guy I know is Ron
All these people definitely exist
And I think racism is wrong!
Matthew is a great rapper
Thomas is a whiz at math
Kanye is a beat maker
And Chappelle makes me laugh!
Black friends (Ziwe: Wait, sorry, did you say Kanye and Chappelle?)
Black friends (Ziwe: You're friends with them?)
They are my best friends (Patti: Yeah I'm friends with all of them)
In the world! (Ziwe: All of them?)
Yeah!
Here are just a few more...
Zendaya, Drake, Killmonger
Key and Peele, Obama!
T'Challa, Don Cheadle, Shuri
Tia and Tamara!
Urkle, Django Unchained, Blade
Morpheus, Frozone!
Oprah, Nelson Mandela
Bubba Gum Shrimp, Raven Symone!
Black friends (Ziwe: Half of those people are Black Panther characters)
Black friends (Ziwe: I'm starting to think you don't know any Black people)
They are my best friends (Patti: Dude, you're hilarious)
In the world! (Patti: That's why you're my best friend)
Black friends (Ziwe: Best friend? I just met you at this Wendy's bro)
Black friends (Ziwe: You just started talking at me)
They are my best friends (Ziwe: Do you know any normal, like non-celebrity black people?)
In the world! (Patti: sh*t son, I thought you'd never ask...)
Deion, Deiondre, Dele
Denzel, Dewayne, Dikembe
Duante, Jamar, Jevonte
Kadeem, Kendis, and Kentay
Black friends (Ziwe: Dude, I just saw you take out your phone ...)
Black friends (Ziwe: ... and Google "Popular Black names")
They are my best friends (Ziwe: What's your problem?!)
In the world! (Patti: My problem? I'm friends with too many Black people)
Too many?
Yep, including this choir
She is friends with all of us, Lord!
She is friends with all of us, Lord!
She's not paying us to sing this song!
Ladies and gentleman, my best friend Aretha Franklin
Nope! She's dead!
Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-ah-ah
Man that actually was the most racist thing I've ever heard
Thanks Shwanna
Peace!
You'd be an iconic guest
Yeah, that's what I said
What did you hear?
What?!
At the Halloween party
It was just self tanner
I'm not racist
Okay...
How many black friends do I have?
Uh, I didn't really ask...
Ah sh*t, son
Too many to count
Here are some of my favorites...
Please don't list them
I'm going to list them
So you KNOW I'm not racist
This is problematic
Marcus is the best dancer
David gives the best advice
Monica makes the best soul food
And Rodger's my homeboy for life
Black friends (Ziwe: Hey man, you don't have to list them out ...)
Black friends (Ziwe: ...like a Pokémon rap or something)
They are my best friends (Ziwe: Also, a lot of these people seem...)
In the world! (Ziwe: ...like huge stereotypes)
Ha ha, no way, man!
The sweetest man I know is Chris
The toughest guy I know is Ron
All these people definitely exist
And I think racism is wrong!
Matthew is a great rapper
Thomas is a whiz at math
Kanye is a beat maker
And Chappelle makes me laugh!
Black friends (Ziwe: Wait, sorry, did you say Kanye and Chappelle?)
Black friends (Ziwe: You're friends with them?)
They are my best friends (Patti: Yeah I'm friends with all of them)
In the world! (Ziwe: All of them?)
Yeah!
Here are just a few more...
Zendaya, Drake, Killmonger
Key and Peele, Obama!
T'Challa, Don Cheadle, Shuri
Tia and Tamara!
Urkle, Django Unchained, Blade
Morpheus, Frozone!
Oprah, Nelson Mandela
Bubba Gum Shrimp, Raven Symone!
Black friends (Ziwe: Half of those people are Black Panther characters)
Black friends (Ziwe: I'm starting to think you don't know any Black people)
They are my best friends (Patti: Dude, you're hilarious)
In the world! (Patti: That's why you're my best friend)
Black friends (Ziwe: Best friend? I just met you at this Wendy's bro)
Black friends (Ziwe: You just started talking at me)
They are my best friends (Ziwe: Do you know any normal, like non-celebrity black people?)
In the world! (Patti: sh*t son, I thought you'd never ask...)
Deion, Deiondre, Dele
Denzel, Dewayne, Dikembe
Duante, Jamar, Jevonte
Kadeem, Kendis, and Kentay
Black friends (Ziwe: Dude, I just saw you take out your phone ...)
Black friends (Ziwe: ... and Google "Popular Black names")
They are my best friends (Ziwe: What's your problem?!)
In the world! (Patti: My problem? I'm friends with too many Black people)
Too many?
Yep, including this choir
She is friends with all of us, Lord!
She is friends with all of us, Lord!
She's not paying us to sing this song!
Ladies and gentleman, my best friend Aretha Franklin
Nope! She's dead!
Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-ah-ah
Man that actually was the most racist thing I've ever heard
Thanks Shwanna
Peace!
You'd be an iconic guest
Yeah, that's what I said
What did you hear?
