CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Wet Diaper

Everyone knows popstars have to be two things
Hot and young

And you're both girl

Thanks Daddy, this one's for you

Goo goo
Gah gah
Me no speaky
Talky
Me no understand
I love Daddy's weewee
It's the biggest peepee
In the land (Jordan: wait, what?)

I'm so horny
For a bedtime story
Or a lullaby
Daddy gimme milky
'Fore it's time for Ziwe's beddy-bye (Daddy gimme milky, Daddy gimme milky)

This is terrible, why are you doing this?

It's cultural commentary on how pop music infantalises women

Ugh

Imma wear a diaper for you
Daddy can you please tie my shoe (Jordan: Oh my god!)
Oh my god I just went doo doo
Do you think my pigtails look cute? (Jordan: Jesus Christ!)

Goo goo
Gah gah
I am barely legal
You're my daddy so you gotta rock thе crib
I want to give you kissy
But I need help putting on my bib (Jordan: I hate this!)

Mе afraid of cooties
I need daddy take a cootie test
Let me be your nurse and let me
Rest your head your head on my flat chest

Ziwe!

Don't get mad at me, get mad at society!

This song makes me uncomfortable...

Good! It's called satire, heard of it?

Imma wear a diaper for you
Daddy I am nineteen with you
Please give me a bottle (Jordan: I get what you're going for)
Clean up all my drool
I get really cranky
It's what I do (Jordan: Please, no more!)
Fell and hurt my bum bum
Kiss my boo boo
Me wittle baby Ziwe
Sexy baby daddy-doo
Goo goo gah gah (Jordan: Ziwe, use words!)
Binkie winkie
Oopsy poopsy too
Diaper for you
Gah gah goo goo
Twinkle twinkle
Little star (Jordan: Oh my god!)
I'm your sex doll
Yes I are

Society is ugly, isn't it?

Yep, I-uh, lesson learned. Thanks Ziwe

You're welcome