Lyrics Stupid Hoe (Parody) by Bart Baker

Ayo, ayo

I got fake t**ties and a fake a**
Before I made this song and video I smoked some really bad crack
I repeat words to fill up my tracks
A**, a**, a**, a**, a**, a**, a**

Ice my nipples then I p*ss my britches
You can suck my diznick, yes I pack a chick stick
I think I'm pregnant but don't wanna test it
Yes I'm the bestest, blah, blah, blah, asbestos

Hey, yo, YT! What the f**k's good?
I eat cat food, while I'm sportin' wood
I'm a nappy ho, a tranny from the hood
And if I draw my words out people might think that I'm good...

I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, yes, I'ma, I'ma a stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Ima stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Ima stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid), yes, I'ma, I'ma a stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Somebody, tell me where the doctor at
This song's so bad it's giving me a heart attack
Sounds like it was writtеn by a retarded junky
Top of that my b*** cheeks are looking hеlla chunky

Ice my nipples then I p*ss my britches
You can suck my diznick, yes I pack a chick stick
I think I'm pregnant but don't wanna test it
Yes I'm the bestest, blah, blah, blah, asbestos

Hey, yo, Kidz Bop, f**k you and your CDs
Who wants to listen to hits sung by preteens?
I don't know what I'm saying
1, 2, 3
Everybody loves Raymond...

I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, yes, I'ma, I'ma a stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Ima stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Ima stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid), yes, I'ma, I'ma a stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
I am the she-male Weezy!