CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Love Yourself (Parody)

This is a song that I wrote about my ex
Yeah that’s right it’s me, it’s Selena Gomez
Even though we broke up I still want to have sex
No!
Then why the hell are you still here in my bed?
Good question!
This sounds just like an Ed Sheeran song
Cos I’m too busy apologizing to write songs alone so called this red-haired weirdo
Cos he knows how to write a hit
Even though he looks like a drunk troll doll and Rupert Grint
Hooked up and a had a kid
Just said, Ed let’s write a tune it will be fun
And I knew if it was a hit I’d make a ton
So even though he’s kind of a douche
I wrote him this pretty song but he’s so dumb
He got the meaning of it wrong

What do you mean?
I know what it’s about
It’s about learning how to love yourself
Because sometimes
You can’t
Convince your ex to bone you
So you have to love yourself

I need to find myself some privacy
Cos I can’t wait to get back to loving me
Are you serious?
Dude the lyric ‘Love yourself’ doesn’t mean masturbate
Ai yi yi
Mister Bieber!
Oh my God it’s the maid