Lyrics : Me Too (Parody)

Who's the greatest person who ever lived?
It's me!
Everybody else sucks
I've got a Grammy and four top ten hits
That makes me the best
This is the most self-centered
And obnoxious song ever heard
Why would you want to be yourself?
You should be me and no one else
You suck
Ugh look at you!

What is wrong with me?

You need a new red hairdo
And a giraffe hood too
Here take these dudes

Hey are you trying to make us look just like you?