CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Kill Em With Kindness (Parody)

When someone tries to throw me shade
I use a spell I learned on
Wizards of Waverly Place
Because I really am a witch
I turn on the niceness
Pretend I like em
They don't realize I am full of sh*t
I kill em with kindness
Til their body's lifeless
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead now!

When I treat someone kind they always die
But I cannot be charged with a crime
I get away with murder all the time
Yeah, that's right
Instagram haters and Twitter trolls
I direct message them a sweet hello
And when they read it at first they're smiling
But soon they are dying

I don't use violence
I kill em with kindness
It's worse than a kick in the privates
If I feel slighted
You should be frightened
Cos I'll explode your head now