Lyrics Friday (Parody) by Bart Baker

Yeah, woooh-oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah

7 AM waking up really horny
Gotta be fresh, talking about downstairs
Gotta take the pill, gotta have cereal
Take a huge dump in the toilet bowl
Wipe my a**, pick my mole
Now I gotta get down to the bus stop
taking the bus
I see a weird man

He's j*rkin' in the front seat
Trying to abduct me
I'm wearing crotchless panties
Which seat do I take?

Come here, girl, come herе
Get in my car, get in my car, come hеre

It's Friday, Friday
I'm so sl*tty on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekend, Friday
Friday, Friday, I'm so whiny on Friday
Four days after Monday, two pa** Wednesday
It's Friday

Partyin', partyin'! Yeah!
In the back of some guy's car
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

Stop! Shut up! Stop it! Shut up! Stop it!
Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait, if today is Friday
What was yesterday?

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is Friday, Friday
Wee, wee, wee, I just went wee wee
I got excited and p*ssed my panties today
Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday c*ms afterwards
And then it's Monday and Tuesday
And then it becomes Wednesday, which is
Followed by Thursday, and then it's Friday again!
J*rking me in the front seat
Kid in the back seat, drinking shrimp juice, puking
Fast lane, switching lanes
With a car up on my side
Pa**ing by a school bus in front of me
Wing-wong, wing-wong, check out my ding-ding
Check my time, Friday, weekend
We gonna get sl*tty, come on, come on y'all
Oh y'all, little boys and girls, come on, get in my car
I got enough shrimp juice for everybody

It's Friday, Friday. I'm so whiny on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekend
Friday, Friday, Friday, I'm so sl*tty on Friday
Four days after Monday, two pa** Wednesday
It's Friday
Partyin', Partyin'! Yeah!
In the back of some guy's car
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

Just another sl*tty Friday