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Letra : Interlude 2
1 Trait Danger? That dumb f**kin' band is getting back together? That band makes horsesh*t- Tommy, get in here! Grab this big pen out of my hand, and start-start writing this down, with a-with a big pen: "1 Trait Danger, Worst Band of the Decade, Reunites, Terrible, This is Terrible"
That's really the headline, sir? That's what you want me to write down here?
Goddammit, Tommy, I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to write with this very large pen
D'you still want me to adjust the score you gave, uh, Fiona Apple's last album?
What, you mean "Bring in the Trash Can"? What are you talkin' about, I gavе that so-that album a-a solid 9
Sir, you gave the album a nine out of hundrеd. We kinda adjusted the scoring rubric, from tens to a hundred, about nine months ago, there was-there was a few emails about it
...Yeah! You're goddamn right we did, and that's... that's why I gave that f-sh*tty album a nine. The score stays, Tommy. Listen up, the score stays, but I th-I think we wrote a pretty positive review, so that's-that's gonna have to change
Uh sir, I-I'd hate to bring this up again, th-there were also a couple of emails about this, but my name is actually Thomas, sir
Yeah, that's what I called you: Tommy
Uh... no, Th-Thomas, not Tommy sir
Yeah, I see it on your nametag right there: T-H-O-M-A-S, Tommy. What are you, f**kin' dumb? You idiot
Sir, you gotta come quick! We got wind that Kevin Parker is eating a tuna fish sandwich, downtown Melbourne!
Oh my God, Kevy's eating tuna in Melbourne?! Your-You gotta get down there right now! You gotta get on the first f**kin' plane to Melbourne, and you gotta-f, you gotta l-get pictures of him eating this, this is a big story, Stevie!
Sir, my name is actually Steven, sir!
GODDAMMIT STEVIE, I DON'T GIVE A sh*t! GET DOWN THERE! Y'know what, I'm comin' with ya! T-Tommy, you go-you gotta write this review, I'm-I'm headin' out
So what, I just write all these reviews into full reviews, or-
Yeah yeah yeah, just do what y-whatever you have to do. I'm not the reviews guy, let the interns do that sh*t
That's really the headline, sir? That's what you want me to write down here?
Goddammit, Tommy, I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to write with this very large pen
D'you still want me to adjust the score you gave, uh, Fiona Apple's last album?
What, you mean "Bring in the Trash Can"? What are you talkin' about, I gavе that so-that album a-a solid 9
Sir, you gave the album a nine out of hundrеd. We kinda adjusted the scoring rubric, from tens to a hundred, about nine months ago, there was-there was a few emails about it
...Yeah! You're goddamn right we did, and that's... that's why I gave that f-sh*tty album a nine. The score stays, Tommy. Listen up, the score stays, but I th-I think we wrote a pretty positive review, so that's-that's gonna have to change
Uh sir, I-I'd hate to bring this up again, th-there were also a couple of emails about this, but my name is actually Thomas, sir
Yeah, that's what I called you: Tommy
Uh... no, Th-Thomas, not Tommy sir
Yeah, I see it on your nametag right there: T-H-O-M-A-S, Tommy. What are you, f**kin' dumb? You idiot
Sir, you gotta come quick! We got wind that Kevin Parker is eating a tuna fish sandwich, downtown Melbourne!
Oh my God, Kevy's eating tuna in Melbourne?! Your-You gotta get down there right now! You gotta get on the first f**kin' plane to Melbourne, and you gotta-f, you gotta l-get pictures of him eating this, this is a big story, Stevie!
Sir, my name is actually Steven, sir!
GODDAMMIT STEVIE, I DON'T GIVE A sh*t! GET DOWN THERE! Y'know what, I'm comin' with ya! T-Tommy, you go-you gotta write this review, I'm-I'm headin' out
So what, I just write all these reviews into full reviews, or-
Yeah yeah yeah, just do what y-whatever you have to do. I'm not the reviews guy, let the interns do that sh*t
