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Letra : Timmis

I was thrilled to be a man
I was elated
Except for one thing

I went to work
For the scientific research community
Up to that point
I'd always been called "Timmy"

But there was this one dude there
Cossett Sr.
He always called me by my real name

(Cossett)
"Hey Timmis"

(Timmy)
"Ugh dude can we just not do this today?"

"I need the ammonia oxide, Timmis"

"It's Timmy, Cossett! How many times do I have to tell you, Timmy, please!"

"Thats not what it says on your name tag, Timmis."

"Yeah, I understand, yes, my legal name is Timmis but I would really appreciate if you called me Timmy."

"Oh, you're name's Timmy 'cause you're a little boy! Why don't you grow up and go by your real name, Timmis."

"Shut the f**k up, Cossett."

"Hold on let me- let me peer review that name tag. Oh, it looks like Timmis!"

"Stop it dude."

"Why don't you come calibrate this barometer for me, Timmis?'

"We don't even use barometers in here it's like a chemical reaction lab, what are you talking about?"

"The only chemical reaction going on in this lab is you getting mad about your own name."

"Dude, I'm not mad I'm just asking you please don-"

"Bring it over here, Timmis."

"Dude please just sto-"

I'm not gonna call you Timmy, Timmis. Thats for little- (laughter) Timmy's for little boys. Your name's Timmis. Timmis, we need the nitrate, now

Oh oh, oh I meant to say Timmy! Timmy, bring me the- oh your name's Timmy cause you're a little boy!

Timmis (x a lot)

I think this is affecting me mentally
Like long term sh*t it's gonna f**k with me
I think that this is gonna f**k me up
Why does everybody always call me that?

I think this is affecting me mentally
Like long term sh*t it's gonna f**k with me
I think that this is gonna f**k me up
Why does everybody always call me that?

I think this is affecting me mentally
Like long term sh*t it's gonna f**k with me
I think that this is gonna f**k me up
Why does everybody always call me that?

I think this is affecting me mentally
Like long term sh*t it's gonna f**k with me
I think that this is gonna f**k me up
Why does everybody always call me that?

I think this is affecting me mentally (Timmis!)
Like long term sh*t it's gonna f**k with me (Oh Timmis!)
I think that this is gonna f**k me up
Why does everybody always call me that?

I think this is affecting me mentally
Like long term sh*t it's gonna f**k with me
I think that this is gonna f**k me up
Why does everybody always call me that?

Oxide. Thats for little boys, Timmis. Timmis (x a lot)

WHY DOES EVERYBODY ALWAYS CALL ME THAT?
CALL ME THAT?

So I did the only thing I could
I quit my job
Faked my death
Started a new life

In Schenectady, New York
As a music journalist
But even in that gig
I couldn't go by TImmy

I had to be Tim

Tim Schenectady

Cause I've been bullied
Too many times
Now I'm gonna lose my mind
Because you all f**ked me up

Bullied
Too many times
Now I'm gonna lose my mind
Because you all f**ked me up

Wow, I'm actually just realizing
I'm actually just realizing I'm really mentally affected by all this
I think all these memories- they're-
They're making me really bitter

All these experiences
And I've just been giving all these artists terrible reviews
What have I been doing with my life?
Thomas listen
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