CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : That towel tho...

I was crying in my room
Facing my imminent doom
I?m depressed
And that god damn towel sucks
I?made?a bank deposit
Then?I went into a closet
I took?a dump
And that god damn towel sucks

She had a p*n*s
It made me sad
She kissed her elbow
And it made me mad
I took a crap
It smelled so foul
And I realized
It was the god damn towel

I?m gone
She?s in a wheelchair and it really turns
Me on
She was sitting there in her wheelchair
I ate too much steak
And I?m about to break

I?m depressed, I?m full, and she?s gone
I?m depressed, I?m full, and she?s gone