CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Be More Chill, Pt. 1
You see, human social activity is governed by rules. And I have the processing capacity to understand those rules. And pa** them on to you
(sung)
C-c-c-c-c-cmon, Jeremy, can't you see?
Your operating system is outdated
Come on, boo, you know that you
Make everyone around you nauseated
Hey, I've arrived now, this is not a drill
Bae, I've arrived, wow!
Won't be long until
You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
Be more chill
Wow
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gait or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest
Oh, but I am a masturbator
We'll fix that
(sung)
All your nerdiness is ugly
I thought I was more of a geek?
All your stammering's a chore
Wha-stammer- no, I don't stammer, you know what I?
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Bu?
Ah?
Buh
Oh?
No
Ah?
Stop
Oh!
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
...terrible?
Terrible!
Oh...
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
(heavy breathing)
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I a**ist
You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
Be more chill
(spoken)
Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one!
It says Eminem...
If you?re so astute, what do you need me for?
Do people still listen to Eminem?
Irrelevant. My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures. I envision a future in which you wear an Eminem shirt and things turn out well
(sung)
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
All the people in the mall
Think you are such a slob
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!
And boy
Can I see why!
(spoken)
Now you, try picking a shirt
That's a girl's shirt
...Jerry?
Jerry-me
Greet the beta
The be- oh. Hi, Brooke
"You look sexy."
I can't say that to a hot girl! Aaah!
Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death
Looking... pretty... sexy, Broo-ke!
Thanks
Is that a girl's shirt?
No
"Yes."
Yes
Repeat after me:
(sung)
I saw it in the window
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
And I couldn't dismiss
I was dating a girl
I was dating a girl
And she had a shirt just like this
And she had a shirt just like this, haha!
It's still painful
It's still painful
So, who was this mystery girl?
Oh, you've probably never heard of-
Madeline
Madeline
What?
She's French
She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
Madeline broke up with you?
Yeah
No
I mean?
I broke up with her
I broke up with her!
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
She was
Cheating on me-e-e-eeee!
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill
(spoken)
Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept
(sung)
C-c-c-c-c-cmon, Jeremy, can't you see?
Your operating system is outdated
Come on, boo, you know that you
Make everyone around you nauseated
Hey, I've arrived now, this is not a drill
Bae, I've arrived, wow!
Won't be long until
You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
Be more chill
Wow
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gait or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest
Oh, but I am a masturbator
We'll fix that
(sung)
All your nerdiness is ugly
I thought I was more of a geek?
All your stammering's a chore
Wha-stammer- no, I don't stammer, you know what I?
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Bu?
Ah?
Buh
Oh?
No
Ah?
Stop
Oh!
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
...terrible?
Terrible!
Oh...
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
(heavy breathing)
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I a**ist
You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
Be more chill
(spoken)
Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one!
It says Eminem...
If you?re so astute, what do you need me for?
Do people still listen to Eminem?
Irrelevant. My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures. I envision a future in which you wear an Eminem shirt and things turn out well
(sung)
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
All the people in the mall
Think you are such a slob
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!
And boy
Can I see why!
(spoken)
Now you, try picking a shirt
That's a girl's shirt
...Jerry?
Jerry-me
Greet the beta
The be- oh. Hi, Brooke
"You look sexy."
I can't say that to a hot girl! Aaah!
Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death
Looking... pretty... sexy, Broo-ke!
Thanks
Is that a girl's shirt?
No
"Yes."
Yes
Repeat after me:
(sung)
I saw it in the window
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
And I couldn't dismiss
I was dating a girl
I was dating a girl
And she had a shirt just like this
And she had a shirt just like this, haha!
It's still painful
It's still painful
So, who was this mystery girl?
Oh, you've probably never heard of-
Madeline
Madeline
What?
She's French
She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
Madeline broke up with you?
Yeah
No
I mean?
I broke up with her
I broke up with her!
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
She was
Cheating on me-e-e-eeee!
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill
(spoken)
Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept
