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Be More Chill, Pt. 1
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Original Broadway Cast of Be More Chill
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You see, human social activity is governed by rules. And I have the processing capacity to understand those rules. And pa** them on to you (sung) C-c-c-c-c-cmon, Jeremy, can't you see? Your operating system is outdated Come on, boo, you know that you Make everyone around you nauseated Hey, I've arrived now, this is not a drill Bae, I've arrived, wow! Won't be long until You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill Be more chill Wow Take your hands out of your pockets Arch your back, puff out your chest Add some swagger to your gait or You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor Fix your posture, then the rest Oh, but I am a masturbator We'll fix that (sung) All your nerdiness is ugly I thought I was more of a geek? All your stammering's a chore Wha-stammer- no, I don't stammer, you know what I? Your tics and fidgets are persistent And your charm is non-existent Fix your vibe, then fix some more Bu? Ah? Buh Oh? No Ah? Stop Oh! Oh, everything about you is so terrible ...terrible? Terrible! Oh... Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die (heavy breathing) So don't freak out And don't resist And have no doubt If I a**ist You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill Be more chill (spoken) Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one! It says Eminem... If you?re so astute, what do you need me for? Do people still listen to Eminem? Irrelevant. My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures. I envision a future in which you wear an Eminem shirt and things turn out well (sung) Oh, everything about you is so terrible Everything about you sucks! Everything about you sucks! Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die Everything about you sucks! Everything about you sucks! All the people in the mall Think you are such a slob You're a slob! Terrible! Such a slob! And boy Can I see why! (spoken) Now you, try picking a shirt That's a girl's shirt ...Jerry? Jerry-me Greet the beta The be- oh. Hi, Brooke "You look sexy." I can't say that to a hot girl! Aaah! Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death Looking... pretty... sexy, Broo-ke! Thanks Is that a girl's shirt? No "Yes." Yes Repeat after me: (sung) I saw it in the window I saw it in the window And I couldn't dismiss And I couldn't dismiss I was dating a girl I was dating a girl And she had a shirt just like this And she had a shirt just like this, haha! It's still painful It's still painful So, who was this mystery girl? Oh, you've probably never heard of- Madeline Madeline What? She's French She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention! Madeline broke up with you? Yeah No I mean? I broke up with her I broke up with her! 'Cause she was Cheating on me She was Cheating on me-e-e-eeee! Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill (spoken) Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept
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