CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Rex Ryan Reynolds

Growin up I never bought an off-brand belt
I was white but always balled like Scott Van Pelt
Germaphobic German girl want firsts on my bratwurst
She know I'm a take care of that body like I'm Bob Durst
Girls I meet say "Hey I heard a lotta your stuff!"
Then she repeat it line for line just like Melania Trump
She wants her to be next
She texts urgent requests
She want a Patagonia vest and a paternity test

One two three, everybody look at me
I tried to get more famous changed my name to Kennedy
Four five six, everybody look at this
I think my music's really sick
So if you don't know me then you should
Should Rex Ryan call you over, stay put
Don't let him within two feet of a foot
Same with Bill Cosby

My sales up so we got a
Yacht at the regatta
Your girl generous me da medulla oblongata
Fresh tuna, tu no habla
Hakuna Matata
Girl whatchu need besides this p*n*s and a Pina Colada
I hit up CVS, picked up the prescription for my cocaine
$69.69 was the copay
(Thanks Obama!)
But still my bros play croquet
And leave a mess all over the front yard like OJ