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Lewis: We're finally here Simon! The North Pole!
Simon: Oh, I can't wait to meet him Lewis! I wonder why he invited us here?!
Santa: Ho ho ho! Lewis! Simon! Please come in!
Now, you're probably both wondering why I invited you here.
So let me tell you, in a song!

Christmas is a special time of year
Elves: (A special time of year)
It's so joyful, it fills your heart with cheer
(Your heart with cheer)
As Santa, it is my job to spread a little joy
(Spread a little joy)
And to give all the good boys and girls a brand new little toy
(Ahh-hhh)
But thеre's one thing I hate at Christmas, I must admit
(I hatе Christmas)
Between you and me, the songs, are a little bit sh*t
(Ahh-hhh)
That's why you're here, in my grotto
The best song writers I know

I want you
(He wants you)
to write me
(To write him)
the best Christmas song
(Eeeevvvv)
ever
(eeerrrr)
Oh we'd love to Santa, but--
Or I'm going to f**k you up
I beg your pardon?

That's right
If you don't write me the best Christmas song
I'm gunna f**k you up, all night long
I'll work you harder than I work the elves
Make you wish, you were down in hell
I am the North pole's reining heavyweight champ
So do as I say, or on your head I will stamp
If you don't write the best Christmas song ever
Now get to it!

Simon, what are we going to do?
There's no way that we can do this, he'll turn us into reindeer food
There's just no way that we can write
A better song than Wham in just one night
Oh come on
Last Christmas ain't even that good

Get it together Lewis
We've got to do this
We can't let him f**k us up
With our heads combined
We'll blow his mind
All we need, is a Christmas miracle

And then we'll
(And then we'll)
We'll write him
(We'll write him)
Together: The best Christmas Song Ever

But what should be in the best Christmas song ever?
What should it be about?
Oh, I've got a few ideas Lewis
The best Christmas song
Should be about a snowman
Or maybe the elves, or a Christmas tree
Or how Christmas began
Oh the best Christmas song is full of joy and fun
And singing out with everyone
It's about that feeling you get deep inside
And roasting chestnuts by the fireside

Oh my god - we're actually doing it Simon
I knew I could do it Lewis, now what else makes the best Christmas song ever?
It's about decking the halls,
Dancing around the Christmas tree
Don't forget, the baubles and tinsel
And kids on Santa's knee
Oh the best Christmas song is almost done
I'm sure it will chart at number one
Let's celebrate with some sherry from my cup
Now he won't need to f**k us up!

And now we've
Written him
The best f**king Christmas song
Ever

I'm baaaacccckkk
Where's my f**king song?
Right here Santa!
Well, let me hear it!
Yes yes, right away Santa!
*pause*
Simon, press play
Oh yeah

*Jingle Cats Plays*
What the f**k is this?
Well it's a jingle cats and-
Everyone loves cats-
Am I some kind of joke to you?
I thought...

I asked you
To write me
The best Christmas Song
Ever
And you've only f**king gone and done it!
Hurray!

This is the best Christmas song I've ever heard!
The idea of combining existing Christmas songs
And cats, it's so original!
Haha - yeah... Ermmm
I love it!
Oh ho ho, if I found out you stole that idea from somewhere else
I'd have to f**k you up, ho ho ho! Just kidding!
Haha, well we're really glad you like it Santa
But we'd better be off!
*Whispered* Simon lets get out of here
Oh ho ho, so soon? I was going to make eggnog!
Ooooh eggnog!
Oh go on then, just one
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas

You wrote me
We wrote you
All: The best Christmas Song
Ever