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Come join us for a tale of calamity!
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Te quiero, America!

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Tonight!

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Jonny Warner, age eighteen
Tell us of this age old scene:
Boy meets girl
Boy gets dumped
Boy then takes a headlong dive

Leaving all the critics stumped
Boy comes back from death alive!
Girl's upset, boy's perplexed
No one knows what happens next
Seems his happy ending
Is, uh, pending!
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Now Jonny's feeling low, folks
Returned, he's found his life's a catastrophe
He's landed in the soup

His love is true for you-know-who
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As ours is, too, for
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So you say your girl's in a stew, Jonny boy
Put off by your toxic veneer
So you say it's probably through, Jonny boy
But where do you go from here?
Where do you go from here?
Well...

We'll be back for that answer right after this brief commercial message! And here's Ramona Merengue with a word from True Blue Cigarettes -- now with breath-freshening menthol!

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I love a True Blue...
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... Man!

So the question, Mr. Warner
Now that push has come to shove
Should you go on chasing dreams
Or should you say good-bye to love?