CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : GOLF

Oh my god, Headie One! Absolutely love the new tune BOTH, but I must say, I've never actually been to prison, so I had to adopt it slightly to GOLF. I hope you like it, and if not, bugger off opposition!

I was on the green, age 19
Me and my team were doing up golf
Just popped open the champers
When an opp pulled up in a Golf
Mandem jumped on the horses
Drew for the polo sticks like Ralph
Had to give my man a red nose
Because he was acting rude like Dolph

These bad B's coming to the niz
They don't really love me, they love bubbly
They like the smell of my Tom Ford
When they lean forward and they hug me
Don't pay for things, my daddy does (Daddy!)
Never drive, but my caddy does (Skrrrt)
My new whip got three stripes, Adidas

Make a man sing when I reach for the ting
Pull back and then swing like Tiger
Pop the top like SHHHH
See red like mulberry cider (delicious)
Score card had a big number
Tough course with a big bunker
Met a girl called Sandy with a big bumper (big bumper gyal)
Took one shot, could have got a hole in one
But my opps got in the way so I had to put a hole in one
Sorry!