Lyrics I Watch Anime by Rucka Rucka Ali

I get up, look around
Life is good, I'm surrounded by manga
My waifu has a ahegao
And my wife's a pillow
I send a dollar to Belle, I'm cool
Great, great, great
Then I watch Pokemon and Afro Samurai
Fullmetal Alchemist
Swear to God, it's not porn
Play my Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Yeah I got em at Target, yo
Yay, yay, yay (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

So put that Jap sh*t on everybody
Let's get this anime started at this party
I'm gay
'Cause I watch anime
Mang, mang, mang (Mangu)
I came while watching the Gokunaro
I trade my Yu-Gi-Oh cards with my nuckas
We're gay
Let's go watch anime
Mang, mang, mang

I'm attacked like a Jew
'Cause I'm a otaku
I'm called a pedophile
'Cause I'm into baku
And I'm into Boondocks
But I skip to the fighting swords
Swing, swing, swing (Negronome!)
And I like to read the
The newest Naruto
And it's got me bein' like
O-w-O
And I want a chobit
To do all of the stuff
A real woman wouldn't want
'Cause I'm a cowboy (Yu-Bebop!)

My d**k gets hard for Princess Monoke
I'm trans for girls in Full Metal Panic
I'm gay
'Cause I watch anime
Mang, mang, mang (Mangu)
I came while watching Attack on a Titan
I trade my manga cards with the white kids
We're gay
Let's go watch anime
Gay, gay, gay
Dragonballz are cool
Gay, gay, gay

I'm like Gurren Logann
Looking for your big Lordgenome

The world is plain and dull
Everybody's mundane
And they look like
Jen Garner and Tom Hanks
I prefer anime
Great, great, great (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

So put that Jap sh*t on everybody
Let's get this anime started everybody
I'm gay
'Cause I watch anime
Gay, gay, gay (Mangu)
I came while watching Fruits in a Basket
I trade my Yu-Gi-Oh cards with the faggots
We're gay
Let's go watch anime
Mang, mang, mang (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Gay too