CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Abcdefgh I don’t like Liechtenstein
For 2 or 3 blocks
In the middle of the Alps
Is a country that's small
And they're really not strong
For 200 Francs
Get a castle and some dogs
I don't care if that rhymed
'Cause I don't respect them
Anton Liechtenstein's for whom they named it
Even he didn't want it
'Cause it's gay as sh*t
For the first the first hundred years
Even the princes of the new kingdom
Didn't visit it
The Swiss accidentally invaded
But they didn't want it
So back to them, they gave it
The people in thе land
Can't really play sh*t
Bet they nеver beat the USA at games
Back in World War 2
They probably sat it out
Not like we'd notice them, though
Uneducated too
So let me spell it out
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H I J K, L M N O P
Q R S
T U V
What the f**k is Lichtenstein?
F**k you, if you're from there
I don't know what your problem is
Blocking my drive from Buchs to Franstanz
I'm not a fan of Lichtenstein
A, B, C, Dude f**k Lichtenstein
Back in cavemen times
They were naked
The Greeks then made them gay
And they stayed it
The Germans made them their b*t*h
So did the Danish
The Swiss accidentally invaded
Their name sounds like Jews
They should change it now
It's not a country I like
Their flag's red and blue
So let me spell it out
A, B, C, D
E, F, God Lichtenstein is
So really f**king bad
They're a little small dump
Just an awkward small gump
They're a few couple miles smaller than Luxembourg
They just have a gift shop
And a couple nice cops
I'm not a fan of Lichtenstein
A, B, Can Lichtenstein f**k off
A lot is wrong with Lichtenstein
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H, I don't like Lichtenstein
I don't hope that they die
But I wouldn't be sad
They're too f**kin' small
Just a fifteen minute walk
With your friend or
With your dog
You can walk across
In the middle of the Alps
Is a country that's small
And they're really not strong
For 200 Francs
Get a castle and some dogs
I don't care if that rhymed
'Cause I don't respect them
Anton Liechtenstein's for whom they named it
Even he didn't want it
'Cause it's gay as sh*t
For the first the first hundred years
Even the princes of the new kingdom
Didn't visit it
The Swiss accidentally invaded
But they didn't want it
So back to them, they gave it
The people in thе land
Can't really play sh*t
Bet they nеver beat the USA at games
Back in World War 2
They probably sat it out
Not like we'd notice them, though
Uneducated too
So let me spell it out
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H I J K, L M N O P
Q R S
T U V
What the f**k is Lichtenstein?
F**k you, if you're from there
I don't know what your problem is
Blocking my drive from Buchs to Franstanz
I'm not a fan of Lichtenstein
A, B, C, Dude f**k Lichtenstein
Back in cavemen times
They were naked
The Greeks then made them gay
And they stayed it
The Germans made them their b*t*h
So did the Danish
The Swiss accidentally invaded
Their name sounds like Jews
They should change it now
It's not a country I like
Their flag's red and blue
So let me spell it out
A, B, C, D
E, F, God Lichtenstein is
So really f**king bad
They're a little small dump
Just an awkward small gump
They're a few couple miles smaller than Luxembourg
They just have a gift shop
And a couple nice cops
I'm not a fan of Lichtenstein
A, B, Can Lichtenstein f**k off
A lot is wrong with Lichtenstein
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H, I don't like Lichtenstein
I don't hope that they die
But I wouldn't be sad
They're too f**kin' small
Just a fifteen minute walk
With your friend or
With your dog
You can walk across
