CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Be Like Me

To be like me... all you gotta be...
Is perfect, funny, cute and smart and strong!
And the time permits, find your Slavic counterfeit
And kick their ample butts from this song!

To be like me, eat everything you see
And always stand up for your friends
And if something wrong is far, he's acting real bizarre
Just pop his muscle suit and watch him deflate

And to be like me, well buddy here's the key
Use the pen and not the sword when you're in a fight
You could write a clever rhyme, turn your foes into a mime
And then sign off by wishing everyone goodnight!

Let me out, or I call police!

Yeah, I don't think they'll care. It's a victimless mime

So to be like us, it doesn't take much fuss
And just like us, it's really all black and white
You just gotta be yourself, don't copy someone else
'Cause being you is a thing you like to like