CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Competing & Comparing Looks
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Hey, I'm Smokey Quartz.
SARDONYX: And I'm the lovely Sardonyx.
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Sardonyx and I look pretty different. She's got three gems, I've got two. She's got four arms, I've got three. Her body can rotate (Sardonyx rotates her upper body a full cycle) 360-degrees. Hey, cut. Just give me a minute.
CUT TO: INT. DRESSING ROOM
Smokey Quartz runs to the dressing room to look in the mirror with a pessimistic gaze. The cameraman runs behind and records from a corner of the room. Sardonyx peeks inside, unable to fit her whole body inside leaving her laid down with elbows upright.
SARDONYX: (Concerned) Smokey?
SMOKEY QUARTZ: I know how this thing is about how we both have amazing bodies and stuff but yours is obviously more amazing than mine.
SARDONYX: But that's not true! I know you look up to me—
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Yeah, you're twenty feet tall!
SARDONYX: But you can do things I can't do (Struggles to get through the door)
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Tch, like what?
SARDONYX: Like fitting into your dressing room.
Both laugh
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Okay, okay you win. Or I guess I win. (Summons yoyo from gem) Hey, you think there's still time for my triple-handed yoyo tricks?
SARDONYX: I hope so, I'd hate to think comparing yourself to me might have hurt your chance for you to be you. Let's get back out there!
Sardonyx struggles to leave the door frame
SMOKEY QUARTZ: A little help?
SARDONYX: Please, don't film this.
OUTRO SEQUENCE
SARDONYX: And I'm the lovely Sardonyx.
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Sardonyx and I look pretty different. She's got three gems, I've got two. She's got four arms, I've got three. Her body can rotate (Sardonyx rotates her upper body a full cycle) 360-degrees. Hey, cut. Just give me a minute.
CUT TO: INT. DRESSING ROOM
Smokey Quartz runs to the dressing room to look in the mirror with a pessimistic gaze. The cameraman runs behind and records from a corner of the room. Sardonyx peeks inside, unable to fit her whole body inside leaving her laid down with elbows upright.
SARDONYX: (Concerned) Smokey?
SMOKEY QUARTZ: I know how this thing is about how we both have amazing bodies and stuff but yours is obviously more amazing than mine.
SARDONYX: But that's not true! I know you look up to me—
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Yeah, you're twenty feet tall!
SARDONYX: But you can do things I can't do (Struggles to get through the door)
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Tch, like what?
SARDONYX: Like fitting into your dressing room.
Both laugh
SMOKEY QUARTZ: Okay, okay you win. Or I guess I win. (Summons yoyo from gem) Hey, you think there's still time for my triple-handed yoyo tricks?
SARDONYX: I hope so, I'd hate to think comparing yourself to me might have hurt your chance for you to be you. Let's get back out there!
Sardonyx struggles to leave the door frame
SMOKEY QUARTZ: A little help?
SARDONYX: Please, don't film this.
OUTRO SEQUENCE
