CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Samus the Spaceman Cowboy
Let me tell you a legend
About the greatest bounty hunter who ever lived
A real manly man, a rugged warrior
And they call him, 'Samus Aran.'
As a child, he was raised up by the Chozo --
That's a tribe of martian Indians, I think --
He saved the world and blew up other planets
By the time that he was old enough to drink
A sissy purple dragon ate his family
So then Samus launched some whoopass in a can
And beat that ugly beast three ways to Sunday
Like a burly, beefy, brawny macho man!
Oh Samus the Spaceman Cowboy!
He's a hero to us all!
Yes, Samus thе Spaceman Cowboy
Has a robotic suit and giant balls!
...Morph Balls, I mean
That's wherе he curls up into a little ball and rolls around
Like an exploding armadilla!
Well Samus, he battled many bad guys
But none moreso than the Toothy Jelly Blob
And when Samus had defeated all its kinfolk
He then made himself a jelly shiskabob!
His rivals were a band of evil fellas:
The Space Pirates, who sailed the seven seas!
With his Zapper hand, he sank their pirate vessel
And then brought those surly seadogs to their knees!
Oh, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy!
He's a tough guy through and through!
Yes, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy
Only gets out of bed to kill and screw!
With his "Screw Attack," I mean
There's no real screwing, I guess. It's mostly just for killing people
Old Samus loved to hunt himself weird critters
Like dinosaurs named Kraid with triple eyes
But it only took a couple magic missiles
To bring that giant dino down to size!
And then at last, there came an epic showdown
Between Samus and a motherchuckin' brain!
But a thousand bombs and rocket launches later
Samus gave the thing permanent migraine!
Oh, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy!
He's as manly as can be!
Needs no helmet, or suit of armor!
Just a blue spandex suit or bikini-
WAIT, WHAT THE-
About the greatest bounty hunter who ever lived
A real manly man, a rugged warrior
And they call him, 'Samus Aran.'
As a child, he was raised up by the Chozo --
That's a tribe of martian Indians, I think --
He saved the world and blew up other planets
By the time that he was old enough to drink
A sissy purple dragon ate his family
So then Samus launched some whoopass in a can
And beat that ugly beast three ways to Sunday
Like a burly, beefy, brawny macho man!
Oh Samus the Spaceman Cowboy!
He's a hero to us all!
Yes, Samus thе Spaceman Cowboy
Has a robotic suit and giant balls!
...Morph Balls, I mean
That's wherе he curls up into a little ball and rolls around
Like an exploding armadilla!
Well Samus, he battled many bad guys
But none moreso than the Toothy Jelly Blob
And when Samus had defeated all its kinfolk
He then made himself a jelly shiskabob!
His rivals were a band of evil fellas:
The Space Pirates, who sailed the seven seas!
With his Zapper hand, he sank their pirate vessel
And then brought those surly seadogs to their knees!
Oh, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy!
He's a tough guy through and through!
Yes, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy
Only gets out of bed to kill and screw!
With his "Screw Attack," I mean
There's no real screwing, I guess. It's mostly just for killing people
Old Samus loved to hunt himself weird critters
Like dinosaurs named Kraid with triple eyes
But it only took a couple magic missiles
To bring that giant dino down to size!
And then at last, there came an epic showdown
Between Samus and a motherchuckin' brain!
But a thousand bombs and rocket launches later
Samus gave the thing permanent migraine!
Oh, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy!
He's as manly as can be!
Needs no helmet, or suit of armor!
Just a blue spandex suit or bikini-
WAIT, WHAT THE-
