CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Paperboy: The Musical

It's a lovely Monday morning;
My ex is still asleep…
I’ll take off all her tires
And roll them down the street

It sounds a bit vindictive
But I swear it's nothing new;
I've been doing it for weeks now!
Rolling wheels is what I do!

Hey Mr. Johnson! Stealing your girlfriend’s wheels again?

You betcha!

Well, watch out! She looks pretty mad!

Huh?

I'm on a walk with Junior
Like any other day
I'm not sure how it happened
But the baby's rolled away!

I'd positively panic
But it happened last week, too
Plus I'm just the babysitter!
Losing children's what I do

Baby's rolling down Easy Street-

Oh, that baby!

I’m tryin’a get my pants on
But they're really freaking tight-
Why I’m in the street
I haven't got a clue…

At precisely 9:08
I come out my door and wait
And lеave out alluring bait
For the Paperboy I hatе!

Laying beneath cars is what I do!

Give me all your money!
And put it in this bag!
I need it for my wife cause she's a
Shopaholic hag!

Hey, come on! Make it snappy!
This ain't no deja vu!
I rob you almost daily
Because robbing’s what I do-

I don't get all this fuss-
I'm just a normal guy
Who takes his normal walks
And collects souls when people die

I'd love to read the funnies
Or the entertainment news-

I'm not that weird;
It's just a thing I do!