CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Toast

It's late
I'm high
I'm hungry for some toast
Get some bread and roast it in the machine for that

Oh great
A thing
It's shiny and interesting
I wanna check it out forever and think of nothing else

Oh wait
Oh sh*t
I forgot about the toast
Chilling in the toaster for half an hour

Think quick
Act fast
Ask the internet
Help me solve the issue of cold yet toasted bread

So many suggestions are rollin' in
You answered my question, I owe ya one
Considering my options more carefully than most
It's seeming like the microwave might savе this piece of toast

Too long
Too short
How about fifteen seconds?
Thе microwave completes and beeps, the steamy bread now beckons

Oh boy
Oh man
Let's introduce the jam
Blueberry and strawberry and boysenberry, yeah

And now the moment we've all been waiting for
I can't believe we get to see what's finally in store

I take
A bite
It's not great but it's alright
Considering the circ*mstance I guess it's pretty tight
The end
The heel
It's just the way i feel
What started as a hearty snack became a decent meal