CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Evil Jingle
Season 1 --------------------------------------------
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inco-
Doofenshmirtz Evil Dirigible!
Doofenshmirtz Aluminum Siding!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Annex!
Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Vacuum Cleaner Factory!
Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage!
Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Theater!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! (After Hours...)
Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage!
Doofenshmirtz House in the suburbs!
Doofenshmirtz Hideout-Shaped Island!
Doofenshmirtz Mentor's Hideout!
Season 2 --------------------------------------------
Doofenshmirtz out in the forest!
(quietly) Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz: What the? Oh, the festival's so loud I can't even hear my own evil jingle! Okay, guys, take it from the top, louder!
Singer 1: A-one, two...
The Slacks: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incor-
Doofenshmirtz Quality Bratwurst!
Doofenshmirtz holding a bucket!
Doofenshmirtz Evil is Carpeted!
Doofenshmirtz Family Reunion!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inco-
Poofenplotz's Evil is Crazy!
Doofenshmirtz Ex-Wife's House in the Hills Somewhere!
YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Doofenshmirtz Evil In—
Doofenshmirtz Rocket Powered Jet Skiff!
*instrumental*
Doofenshmirtz flatbed micro-bus!
Doofenshmirtz Carbon Footprint!
Doofenshmirtz walks to the diner!
Doofenshmirtz in a jet airplane!
Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch Castle! (Doofenshmirtz: It's not witch, it's warlock!!!)
Doofenshmirtz Four Seconds Later!
Doofenshmirtz's ex-wife's sports sedan!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, where being evil is not debat... you know, I should really write the rest of that someday
Doofenshmirtz in a blimp again!
Season 3 --------------------------------------------
Doofenshmirtz Vacation Condo!
Doofenshmirtz on a crab boat!
Doofenshmirtz's- (deep monotone voice cuts jingle off) basement
*instrumental played on Doofenshmirtz's organ*
*instrumenal version*
Doofenshmirtz Evil News Broadcast!
Doofenshmirtz Evil News Update!
Doofenshmirtz's mini bus camping van!
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Oh, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey
My, uh, decorations are almost done!
Bunkalunk Bunkalunk Bunkalunka!
Doofus Khan's multi-level yurt!
Malifishmirtz Evil Incorporated, but not really a corporation because corporations haven't been invented yet so it's more like a guild or a tradesman association!
Doofenshmirtz in his underwear!
Drusselstein Department of Motor Vehicles and Goat Registration!
Vanessa: Looking for books at my dad's place!
(Candace: Why are you singing that?
Vanessa: It's just something we do.)
(Very Fast) Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Yesterday...
Doofenshmirtz isn't illuminated!
Season 4 --------------------------------------------
Doofenshmirtz Evil Igloo on a Mountaintop, eh?
Poofenplotz reading her junk mail!
Doofenshmirtz...Doofenshmirtz...Doofenshmirtz...Doofenshmirtz...Doofenshmirtz Evil Amalgamated!
Doofenshmirtz at a casino!
Fully operational Death Star!
Doofenshmirtz's Motivational Seminar!
Doofenshmirtz Teenage Girl Movie Night!
Charleeeeene's No-longer-married-to-Doofenshmirtz Penthoooooooooouse!
Doofenshmirtz hmm-hmm Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz Tri-Governor's Mansion!
Other --------------------------------------------
It's time for Doofenshmirtz Daily Dirt!
Professor Time's Building: Recently Renamed for Branding Purposes!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inco-
Doofenshmirtz Evil Dirigible!
Doofenshmirtz Aluminum Siding!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Annex!
Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Vacuum Cleaner Factory!
Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage!
Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Theater!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! (After Hours...)
Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage!
Doofenshmirtz House in the suburbs!
Doofenshmirtz Hideout-Shaped Island!
Doofenshmirtz Mentor's Hideout!
Season 2 --------------------------------------------
Doofenshmirtz out in the forest!
(quietly) Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz: What the? Oh, the festival's so loud I can't even hear my own evil jingle! Okay, guys, take it from the top, louder!
Singer 1: A-one, two...
The Slacks: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incor-
Doofenshmirtz Quality Bratwurst!
Doofenshmirtz holding a bucket!
Doofenshmirtz Evil is Carpeted!
Doofenshmirtz Family Reunion!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inco-
Poofenplotz's Evil is Crazy!
Doofenshmirtz Ex-Wife's House in the Hills Somewhere!
YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Doofenshmirtz Evil In—
Doofenshmirtz Rocket Powered Jet Skiff!
*instrumental*
Doofenshmirtz flatbed micro-bus!
Doofenshmirtz Carbon Footprint!
Doofenshmirtz walks to the diner!
Doofenshmirtz in a jet airplane!
Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch Castle! (Doofenshmirtz: It's not witch, it's warlock!!!)
Doofenshmirtz Four Seconds Later!
Doofenshmirtz's ex-wife's sports sedan!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, where being evil is not debat... you know, I should really write the rest of that someday
Doofenshmirtz in a blimp again!
Season 3 --------------------------------------------
Doofenshmirtz Vacation Condo!
Doofenshmirtz on a crab boat!
Doofenshmirtz's- (deep monotone voice cuts jingle off) basement
*instrumental played on Doofenshmirtz's organ*
*instrumenal version*
Doofenshmirtz Evil News Broadcast!
Doofenshmirtz Evil News Update!
Doofenshmirtz's mini bus camping van!
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
Oh, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey
My, uh, decorations are almost done!
Bunkalunk Bunkalunk Bunkalunka!
Doofus Khan's multi-level yurt!
Malifishmirtz Evil Incorporated, but not really a corporation because corporations haven't been invented yet so it's more like a guild or a tradesman association!
Doofenshmirtz in his underwear!
Drusselstein Department of Motor Vehicles and Goat Registration!
Vanessa: Looking for books at my dad's place!
(Candace: Why are you singing that?
Vanessa: It's just something we do.)
(Very Fast) Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Yesterday...
Doofenshmirtz isn't illuminated!
Season 4 --------------------------------------------
Doofenshmirtz Evil Igloo on a Mountaintop, eh?
Poofenplotz reading her junk mail!
Doofenshmirtz...Doofenshmirtz...Doofenshmirtz...Doofenshmirtz...Doofenshmirtz Evil Amalgamated!
Doofenshmirtz at a casino!
Fully operational Death Star!
Doofenshmirtz's Motivational Seminar!
Doofenshmirtz Teenage Girl Movie Night!
Charleeeeene's No-longer-married-to-Doofenshmirtz Penthoooooooooouse!
Doofenshmirtz hmm-hmm Incorporated!
Doofenshmirtz Tri-Governor's Mansion!
Other --------------------------------------------
It's time for Doofenshmirtz Daily Dirt!
Professor Time's Building: Recently Renamed for Branding Purposes!
