CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : The Reveal
Townspeople:
We're gonna solve a little murder
We're gonna solve a little murder
We're gonna find us a culprit who
Did the bad and the sad it's true
The hangman gonna free their soul
Kevin: Wait, what?
Townspeople: They gonna swing from the gallows pole
Kevin: No no no no no no no no!
Townspeople: We're gonna solve a little murder
Kevin: No one's swinging from a gallows pole, are you crazy?!
Townspeople: We're gonna solve a littlе murder
Kevin: Small town peoplе are weird...
Ok so, obviously Solandra and Telna and their daughters just keep trying to poison each other using Elliot h-
Elias: Uh, my name is Elias
Kevin: Whatever, as their stooge. And they keep screwing it up and extraneous people die. It seems fairly obvious except for a few discrepancies which lead me to believe there is more happening here than meets the eye. Which leads me to... Ryvyr!
Townspeople: Whoa wa wa woo
Ryvyr: Who me?
Kevin: have you ever... murdered anybody?
Townspeople: Stab stab stabby
Ryvyr: Not recently?
Kevin: How recent is not recently?
Ryvyr: Like, a year or two
Abi: You consider a year or two not recent?
Ryvyr: You'd be surprised how many kusipää are out there
Abi: I wouldn't, actually
Kevin: Is the pendant opening time doors for you and have you used them?
Ryvyr: No. I didn't think the pendant could open them, just call through them
Abi: Is the pendant activating existing doors when it calls?
Kevin: You mean doors already there? Possibly. Or, is the pendant itself, which is clearly conscious, manipulating these girls into an insane murderous spiral which they then screw up with the help of Elliot...
Elias: my name is Eli---
Kevin: Shut up. All in an attempt to be reunited with Ryvyr?
Ryvyr: My precious?
Abi: So the pendant is the culprit!
Townspeople: Whoa nelly!
Heavens to betsy!
My oh My
A twist
Hurbity burbity
Kevin:
I’ve been thinking about it. Except, for one thing I'm not sure these women need any help being terrible, but more importantly it doesn't explain the two glasses at the Balley. Why two glasses if there's only one target? Which led me to another, more intriguing hypothesis:
What if the real targets are the people who are being poisoned all along and these idiots are just a cover? Which leads us right back to Elliot here
Elias?: My name is Elias!
Kevin: No, it's not. You're Elliot and have been Elliot the entire time. Your bumbling simpiness is just a cover for you to take out your intended targets! You're not Elias. You're not Ernie. I don't even think you're Elliot. Who are you? Who? Who?!
E: My name...
... is Connor Morgan
We're gonna solve a little murder
We're gonna solve a little murder
We're gonna find us a culprit who
Did the bad and the sad it's true
The hangman gonna free their soul
Kevin: Wait, what?
Townspeople: They gonna swing from the gallows pole
Kevin: No no no no no no no no!
Townspeople: We're gonna solve a little murder
Kevin: No one's swinging from a gallows pole, are you crazy?!
Townspeople: We're gonna solve a littlе murder
Kevin: Small town peoplе are weird...
Ok so, obviously Solandra and Telna and their daughters just keep trying to poison each other using Elliot h-
Elias: Uh, my name is Elias
Kevin: Whatever, as their stooge. And they keep screwing it up and extraneous people die. It seems fairly obvious except for a few discrepancies which lead me to believe there is more happening here than meets the eye. Which leads me to... Ryvyr!
Townspeople: Whoa wa wa woo
Ryvyr: Who me?
Kevin: have you ever... murdered anybody?
Townspeople: Stab stab stabby
Ryvyr: Not recently?
Kevin: How recent is not recently?
Ryvyr: Like, a year or two
Abi: You consider a year or two not recent?
Ryvyr: You'd be surprised how many kusipää are out there
Abi: I wouldn't, actually
Kevin: Is the pendant opening time doors for you and have you used them?
Ryvyr: No. I didn't think the pendant could open them, just call through them
Abi: Is the pendant activating existing doors when it calls?
Kevin: You mean doors already there? Possibly. Or, is the pendant itself, which is clearly conscious, manipulating these girls into an insane murderous spiral which they then screw up with the help of Elliot...
Elias: my name is Eli---
Kevin: Shut up. All in an attempt to be reunited with Ryvyr?
Ryvyr: My precious?
Abi: So the pendant is the culprit!
Townspeople: Whoa nelly!
Heavens to betsy!
My oh My
A twist
Hurbity burbity
Kevin:
I’ve been thinking about it. Except, for one thing I'm not sure these women need any help being terrible, but more importantly it doesn't explain the two glasses at the Balley. Why two glasses if there's only one target? Which led me to another, more intriguing hypothesis:
What if the real targets are the people who are being poisoned all along and these idiots are just a cover? Which leads us right back to Elliot here
Elias?: My name is Elias!
Kevin: No, it's not. You're Elliot and have been Elliot the entire time. Your bumbling simpiness is just a cover for you to take out your intended targets! You're not Elias. You're not Ernie. I don't even think you're Elliot. Who are you? Who? Who?!
E: My name...
... is Connor Morgan
