CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : The 12 Months Of 2020
On the first month of this year 2020 gave to me
A world health emergency!
On the second month of this year 2020 gave to me
Australia on fire
And a world health emergency!
On the third month of this year 2020 gave to me
The Tiger King show
Australia on fire
And scrub the halls with bleach and acid
Fa La La La La, La La La La!
Drink it, what's the worst could Happen?
Fa La La La La, La La La La!
God rest ye frightened citizens
Who are filled with dismay
Remember social distancing
Leave space in the hallway
To save us all from Covid's power
Now that it is doomsday
Always stand six feet away
Six feet away
Always stand six feet away
I'm in the ICU for Christmas
O quarantine, O quarantine
For days I have not showered
On the fifth month of this year 2020 gave to me
A shortage of TP
Advice to drink bleach
The Tiger King show
Australia on fire
And a world health emergency!
Tiger king, tiger king
We drink and watch your show
I tell kids Carole Baskins will get them if they're not good, Oh!
Q Anon, Q Anon
It's pizzagate in the city
Ding a lings, (Ding a lings,)
Pedo rings (Pedo rings)
On Mars there will be child slaves
Last Christmas I gave you president
But the next election day, you vote him away
I'm the only one who tells him he won
He'll be president of my heart forever
On the seventh month of this year 2020 gave to me
Mysterious chinese seeds
Protests in the streets
A shortage of TP
Advice to drink bleach
The Tiger King show
Australia on fire
And a world health emergency!
Over the river, across state lines
To grandmother's house we go
A cough and a sneeze and a fatal disease
Is the gift we will bestow
Grandma got run over by the Covid
Because we were at her house Christmas Eve
You can say there is no 'Rona virus
But as for me and grandpa, we believe
In hell, In hell
In hell, we're in hell
Trapped at home for months
So this won't go well
Fauci Fauci Fauci
Says stay at home today
But no one even listened
Now it won't go away
Oh Zoom is my life now
Meetings in my underwear
While my children scream
And my screen will freeze
And I never breath fresh air
Look at the curve
Going back up
More quarantine
We are all F-
Joy to the world
This year is done!
At last this year will end!
Let every middle finger
Be raised in unison
And screw you 2020
And screw you 2020
And screw you, oh screw you 2020
On the twelvth month of this year 2020 gave to me
An election that never ends
A new president
Nests of murder hornets
The death of RBG
California burning
Mysterious chinese seeds
Protests in the streets
A shortage of TP
Advice to drink bleach
The Tiger King show
Australia on fire
And a world health emergency!
A world health emergency!
On the second month of this year 2020 gave to me
Australia on fire
And a world health emergency!
On the third month of this year 2020 gave to me
The Tiger King show
Australia on fire
And scrub the halls with bleach and acid
Fa La La La La, La La La La!
Drink it, what's the worst could Happen?
Fa La La La La, La La La La!
God rest ye frightened citizens
Who are filled with dismay
Remember social distancing
Leave space in the hallway
To save us all from Covid's power
Now that it is doomsday
Always stand six feet away
Six feet away
Always stand six feet away
I'm in the ICU for Christmas
O quarantine, O quarantine
For days I have not showered
On the fifth month of this year 2020 gave to me
A shortage of TP
Advice to drink bleach
The Tiger King show
Australia on fire
And a world health emergency!
Tiger king, tiger king
We drink and watch your show
I tell kids Carole Baskins will get them if they're not good, Oh!
Q Anon, Q Anon
It's pizzagate in the city
Ding a lings, (Ding a lings,)
Pedo rings (Pedo rings)
On Mars there will be child slaves
Last Christmas I gave you president
But the next election day, you vote him away
I'm the only one who tells him he won
He'll be president of my heart forever
On the seventh month of this year 2020 gave to me
Mysterious chinese seeds
Protests in the streets
A shortage of TP
Advice to drink bleach
The Tiger King show
Australia on fire
And a world health emergency!
Over the river, across state lines
To grandmother's house we go
A cough and a sneeze and a fatal disease
Is the gift we will bestow
Grandma got run over by the Covid
Because we were at her house Christmas Eve
You can say there is no 'Rona virus
But as for me and grandpa, we believe
In hell, In hell
In hell, we're in hell
Trapped at home for months
So this won't go well
Fauci Fauci Fauci
Says stay at home today
But no one even listened
Now it won't go away
Oh Zoom is my life now
Meetings in my underwear
While my children scream
And my screen will freeze
And I never breath fresh air
Look at the curve
Going back up
More quarantine
We are all F-
Joy to the world
This year is done!
At last this year will end!
Let every middle finger
Be raised in unison
And screw you 2020
And screw you 2020
And screw you, oh screw you 2020
On the twelvth month of this year 2020 gave to me
An election that never ends
A new president
Nests of murder hornets
The death of RBG
California burning
Mysterious chinese seeds
Protests in the streets
A shortage of TP
Advice to drink bleach
The Tiger King show
Australia on fire
And a world health emergency!
