Lyrics I AM BORED by P!nk

I’m really, really bored in my house (In my house)
Spit silly like a whore in a blouse (In a blouse)
My raps got cheese more than a mouse (Than a mouse)
Traded my soul for bars like I’m Faust (I’m Faust)
High off that Spotify logo (Cause that sh*t’s green)
Getting higher than a pogo (Boing)
I’m blessed like I’m rain, shout to Toto
Rap any style for proof to these bozos
That I’m the greatest alive
Greatest in the mid-tier, at least
I’m like if Slim Shady survived
And didn’t get bricked off a valium or three
I can rap even faster than him
But I think that I’ll spare you the deats
Cause nobody wants to hear that sh*t
Get it through your head that Mac Lethal’s your peak

I’m really f**kin’ bored
Quarantine sucks and I’m really f**kin’ bored
Stab me with a sword
Better off dead than this f**kin’ bored
Pray to the lord that this sh*t ends soon
Cause I’m f**kin’ bored, stab me with a harpoon
Hit me with a board
Cause I’m really f**kin’ bored

I’m really f**king bored, please shoot me
Getting worse over time like Call of Duty (Doo doo doo doo)
Losing my soul, feel like Judy Moody
Slow as a sloth, I ain’t talkin’ no Goonies
Boredom chase after me; Mr. Rooney
Every day’s off so I’ll make me some loony… songs… sh*t (What’s up, Doc?)
Dropping that Pickle Rick acid
That was the funniest sh*t so I’m laughing
p*ss in your mouth like we’re both Joey Salads
Only go hard when I rap, no flaccid
Wearing thigh highs is a cool choice in fashion
That wasn’t me, I got hacked, sh*t
All I do is point-click like I’m Bastion
Get banned from Twitter for saying the word fa-

I’m really f**kin’ bored
Quarantine sucks and I’m really f**kin’ bored
Stab me with a sword
Better off dead than this f**kin’ bored
Pray to the lord that this sh*t ends soon
Cause I’m f**kin’ bored, stab me with a harpoon
Hit me with a board
Cause I’m really f**kin’ bored

-abulous
The word was fabulous, not fa-