CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Human Stuff
Wow - this is special...this very very unusual
What? What is it?
It's a dinglehopper!
A dinglehopper?
Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular
Encyclopoodia!
(sung)
Say that you wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wings
Flop their wigs!
Flap!
Awwwk!
Well you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingamajigs
Thingmabobs
Jigs!
Bobs!
Awwwk!
Pick up a dinglehopper just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now
Give it a little yank and there ya go
You're what they call the dog's meow
Wonderful stuff
Squawk
That human stuff
Can't get enough...
Squawk
Of human stuff!
And we are the authority
No need for us to bluff
Because we're great at explanating
Human stuff
(holds pipe)
Whats that?
A snarfblatt!
Wow!
Back when the world was prehistoral
People sat as still as coral
Flat upon their rumps
On their runts!
Bunks!
Awwwk!
There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps
On the dumps!
At!
On!
Awwwk!
Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance
Suddenly life was la-di-da!
Snarfblatts are what you use
To make folks dance
Give it a blow, and then - voila!
Wonderful stuff!
Awwwk!
That human stuff!
If you're a buff -
Awwwk!
On human stuff!
It's marvable!
Stupendible!
Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word -
That's what the humans say!
Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff -
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff
And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -
A thing-ma-what -
A watch-ma-gig -
That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest a**ured...you'll look real human!
We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!
What? What is it?
It's a dinglehopper!
A dinglehopper?
Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular
Encyclopoodia!
(sung)
Say that you wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wings
Flop their wigs!
Flap!
Awwwk!
Well you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingamajigs
Thingmabobs
Jigs!
Bobs!
Awwwk!
Pick up a dinglehopper just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now
Give it a little yank and there ya go
You're what they call the dog's meow
Wonderful stuff
Squawk
That human stuff
Can't get enough...
Squawk
Of human stuff!
And we are the authority
No need for us to bluff
Because we're great at explanating
Human stuff
(holds pipe)
Whats that?
A snarfblatt!
Wow!
Back when the world was prehistoral
People sat as still as coral
Flat upon their rumps
On their runts!
Bunks!
Awwwk!
There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps
On the dumps!
At!
On!
Awwwk!
Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance
Suddenly life was la-di-da!
Snarfblatts are what you use
To make folks dance
Give it a blow, and then - voila!
Wonderful stuff!
Awwwk!
That human stuff!
If you're a buff -
Awwwk!
On human stuff!
It's marvable!
Stupendible!
Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word -
That's what the humans say!
Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff -
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff
And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -
A thing-ma-what -
A watch-ma-gig -
That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest a**ured...you'll look real human!
We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!
