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Lyrics : The Squip Enters

AAA-OH!!

Target female inaccessible

Jeremy?

Oh, what the Hell?!

Calibration in process. Please excuse some mild discomfort

Mild?

Jeremy, what's wrong?

Dude, that freak is freaking out!

Calibration complete. Access procedure initiated
Oh, wait, I'm fine. I just-

Discomfort level may increase

AGH!!!

Accessing neural memory
Accessing muscle memory
Access procedure complete
Jeremy Heere, welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor
Your SQUIP

You look like Keanu Reeves

My default mode. But I can see you may prefer to take instructions from Batman, Beyonce, a sexy anime cat girl with a tail-

Uh, Keanu's fine. Can everyone see you?

I exist only in your mind. All they see is you having an animated conversation with yourself. So, don't do that. Just think at me, like you're telepathic
Like in X-Men?

I can see this is going to be difficult. You wanna be more chill

Oh, you mean cool!

I do not!