Lyrics I Had A Fist Fight With An Emo Outside Subway by Niko B

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate

I was one man deep, just me (just me)
In a Subway on my street (my street)
Opposite to the KFC and two doors down from HMV
Can I get the BMT for bread, I want the herbs and cheese?
Can I get it toasted please, I don't mind paying an extra fee?
Person behind me starts to laugh
They got on black gloves and they're a fan of MCR (I rate it)
Half their face was pierced, their ear lobes had bare metal in (too much)
They had on massive boots and I don't want them to kick my shin (no way)
Thеy said my sandwich was crap
Sorry, I had to tell you, out of everything on thе menu you ordered that?
Like, what's wrong with ham?
I tried to walk away and be the bigger man (bigger man)
But they squared up and they slapped it out of my hand

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate *punch* *ding, ding, ding*
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate *punch* *ding, ding, ding*
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate *punch* *ding, ding, ding*
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate *punch* *ding, ding, ding*

I don't have time for this man, I've got to get back to college
I don't want your sandwich knowledge (no)
You probably order a slice of ham with just bare olives
I'm the type to just have a can of Fosters (one can)
You're the type to bark at me if I took your can of Monster
I said you're the type to go and get a pet frog (pet frog)
They didn't like that so they put me in a headlock (wow)
It was a strong one to be fair, I tried to act like I don't care
But then they tackled me to the ground and now I'm struggling to get air (no way)
The cashier was a top bloke (a top one)
There are emos on the till now, it's like they're jumping off the top rope
I'm sorry, but what am I sorry for? (for what?)
They said my food was shit and now I'm laying on the floor (I can't believe it)

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate *punch* *ding, ding, ding*
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate *punch* *ding, ding, ding*
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate *punch* *ding, ding, ding*
I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday
But it was fun, mate *punch* *ding, ding, ding*