CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Hitchin’ a Ride
Hey mister, where you headed? Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour? Say, "oh no"
Do you brake for distilled spirits? I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
One, two, one, two, three, four!
Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella, poison oak, no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swelling up, I say
One, two, one, two, three, four!
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swelling up, I say... sh*t!
Need a lift to happy hour? Say, "oh no"
Do you brake for distilled spirits? I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
One, two, one, two, three, four!
Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella, poison oak, no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swelling up, I say
One, two, one, two, three, four!
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swelling up, I say... sh*t!
