Lyrics Why My PP Hard? by MC Virgins

Oh n***a you gay

Why my PP hard? (Ay!)
Why my PP hard? (What?)
Why my PP hard? (Ay!)
Why my PP hard?
I'm just tryna beat my d**k
I ain't tryna have no kids
Minecraft p*** is super lit
Tiny peepee is a b*t*h, ay

T**ties got me f**ked up
Talking sh*t, b*t*h, shut up
I might have to run up
Nut on face, that's my stuff
Little kids on my c*ck
Call me daddy, I puff
She want server, I bust
Kill a motherf**ker, like what's up?

B*t*h know I been like, get her in a mosh pit
Hop in, chop up my d**k with a chop stick
Touch it, catch ya boy, learn ya f**king block, b*t*h
Throw it in my pocket, I c*ck it, I pop it
Always with a b*t*h, and I think she retarded
D**k in her b***, and a b*t*h just farted
Hit my mom for news, but she never responded
Think that I'm finished, but I'm just getting started
Mom, I think I'm gay
Mom, I think I'm gay
Mom, I think I'm gay
Mom, I think I'm gay
B*t*h, I suck my homie's d**k with the quickness
Feel like I'm GTA, rocking Bigness
You a facking man, that was legitness
I smash your grandfather, he got that thiccness

She son and them nutting for place she avoiding
Step-sis, my mistress, and my d**k I'll be shoving
It's too tight, it's too tight
Oh f**k, now I'm stuck
It won't come out, won't come out
I guess I'll be cutting
Step daddy came in: "what the f**k is this, honey?"
I'm runnin', I'm runnin', this sh*t kinda funny
I'm searchin', I'm searchin', I'm searchin' for cousin
She hit up my phone
Now her mouth, sir, I'm bustin'

Why my PP, ay
Why my PP, ay
Why my PP, ay
Why my PP, ay
Why my PP, ay
Why my PP, ay
Why my PP, ay
Why my PP, ay
Why my PP hard? (Ay!)
Why my PP hard? (What?)
Why my PP hard? (Ay!)
Why my PP hard?
I'm just tryna beat my d**k
I ain't tryna have no kids
Minecraft p*** is super lit
Tiny peepee is a b*t*h, ay