CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Gruntilda Battle

Gruntilda:
If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise
If you go into the woods today, you'd better look to the skies!
For Grunty's here, be full of fear
I'll take everything you hold dear
Like Banjo's sister Tooty
I'll steal all her beauty!

But bird and bear went through my lair
And sure, I gave them quite a scare
But couldn't get them out of my hair!
(...I need to stop for air!)

Yes, you might remember the plot of Banjo-Kazooie
You might also remember that I died and went kablooey
But death can't stop this witchy queen
For I came back, and came back mean
In a plot that was bigger still!
...And then they blew up my drill
Then we were sold off to Microsoft
So Grunty laid around, laid off
For eight long years I had to wait
(Unless you count the GBA...)

Now I'm back with a throwback attack
Ready to give the ursine and the breegull a smack!
You will beg for the Game Over screen
For Grunty's returned, and Gruntilda sings!
Going back to the days I had skin
Fifth (or first) time's the charm, this time I'm going to win!
Going back to the old days of Rare
Now I'm finishing the puzzle and burning the bear!
Horrifying! Grunty sings!