CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Jail (Dave on FXX)
On stage rapping, (oh)
Ain't sh*t to me, I'm a rapper
That's what I do (hey)
Young Dave snappin (woo)
The crowd seem to f**k with me and I like them, too
Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage (ya)
Funny motherf**ker, class clown, 12th grade
Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)
Do some weird sh*t, believe in the art of the joke (ya)
In this case, I was like
"Ay, y'all a great crowd
So as a reward, do you wanna see my d**k?"
Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn
Mid-show soft d**k, is my worst soft d**k
I'm a moron (show your d**k, show your d**k)
Whole crowd chants (sh*t)
I'm like, I can't, but what about nuts? (yeah)
People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers~
Off stage, head up to the dressing room
Five cops waiting in my dressing room
Goddamn, dude, you blowing up
Look at how they beefing up the security (hey)
I was like, officers, I'll be okay (ya)
One cop said, "Sir, you're under arrest" (ha)
I laughed in jest, assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends
Opened some Chex Mix
Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs
I'm like, "What?"
Sir, you just exposed yourself
At an all-ages show nonentheless
Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts? (Sir)
That's like a common joke
You never pull out a ball with your friends or... (Sir)
Never?
Sir, please put on these cuffs
Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening? (Sir)
Wait, this is unfair (Sir!)
I'm sorry, I swear! (Sir!)
Please hear my out...
Sir, you're going to jail
I'm like, "Jail?" (i'm like jail)
He like, Yeah!
I'm like, "Jail?" (i'm like jail)
Yeah!
Ain't sh*t to me, I'm a rapper
That's what I do (hey)
Young Dave snappin (woo)
The crowd seem to f**k with me and I like them, too
Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage (ya)
Funny motherf**ker, class clown, 12th grade
Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)
Do some weird sh*t, believe in the art of the joke (ya)
In this case, I was like
"Ay, y'all a great crowd
So as a reward, do you wanna see my d**k?"
Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn
Mid-show soft d**k, is my worst soft d**k
I'm a moron (show your d**k, show your d**k)
Whole crowd chants (sh*t)
I'm like, I can't, but what about nuts? (yeah)
People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers~
Off stage, head up to the dressing room
Five cops waiting in my dressing room
Goddamn, dude, you blowing up
Look at how they beefing up the security (hey)
I was like, officers, I'll be okay (ya)
One cop said, "Sir, you're under arrest" (ha)
I laughed in jest, assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends
Opened some Chex Mix
Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs
I'm like, "What?"
Sir, you just exposed yourself
At an all-ages show nonentheless
Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts? (Sir)
That's like a common joke
You never pull out a ball with your friends or... (Sir)
Never?
Sir, please put on these cuffs
Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening? (Sir)
Wait, this is unfair (Sir!)
I'm sorry, I swear! (Sir!)
Please hear my out...
Sir, you're going to jail
I'm like, "Jail?" (i'm like jail)
He like, Yeah!
I'm like, "Jail?" (i'm like jail)
Yeah!
