Lyrics Magic Trick by Kerser

Oi, I'll show you a magic trick, ready?
Where the f*ck did that go, cunt?

Nobody's touchin' my drink tonight
If I haven't had a drink, better pinch me twice
That shit ain't right and I take it serious
Quarter past nine AM, I'm here for this
Nice drink with a tablet too
I'm forgettin' all the shit that I have to do
Now I'm walkin' down the street with a hatchet too
And an axe and a shiv in the backpack, ooh
Smooth as but my eyes are bloodshot
Can't it be 'cause I'm high as f*ck, what?
Drunk too, f*ck you and your punk crew
Talkin' on my bottle like “man, I f*ckin' love you”
Saw the gronk lad, I'm havin' some fun
No money, walk in, then I grab it and run
Other rappers go and make a song for the piss
I'm in a bad mood, I see you, you're coppin' a shiv

Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha)
Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on)
It's a bad habit and I have to admit
Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha)
Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on)
It's a bad habit and I have to admit (let's go)

Jumped up, poured a mix
Got a homeless f*ck [?] shit
I forgot a little bit but I snort a stick
Beat a chat f*ck with his own walkin' stick
I could have a bitch drink like a Vodka Cruiser
(Why?) 'Cause of the vodka loser
This ain't a track for you to go party to
It's a track for me to drink more [?] to
Knock at me door, I bet it's me friends
(Who's that? It's me) You got a Jim Beam ten?
I'll lock the f*ckin' door unless you do
"Are you f*ckin' serious?" Yes, it's true
(Come here [?]) Nah, I can't hear you
Gonna lock the door, come back with a beer dude
Greedy cunt but what? I'm addicted
One dirty habit that I'm never gonna get bitch

Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha)
Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on)
It's a bad habit and I have to admit
Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha)
Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on)
It's a bad habit and I have to admit (let's go)

People hate me when I get pissed
That's okay 'cause they gonna get shived
I'm a nice guy, I'm a nice g—
No I'm not, okay, that's a white lie
I settle down because I'm losing control
I gotta behave man, gotta do what I'm told
Gotta be a good man, gotta move when I'm told
But then I went and seen the f*ckin' cue for the doll
What the f*ck this shit? Now I pull out a knife
Grab the Centrelink bitch and I put it in twice
Everybody's screamin' "Don't stab her, no!"
So I grab that bitch and I stab her throat
Walk back to the desk, normal as f*ck
Here's my form, two fortnights, yep, that's a month
Leave the scene now cunt, I'm needin' a drink
I guess we all know where I'll be in a week

Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha)
Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on)
It's a bad habit and I have to admit
Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha)
Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on)
It's a bad habit and I have to admit (let's go)
Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (yeah)
It's a bad habit and I have to admit (let's go)
Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah)
Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha)
Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick
It's a bad habit and I have to admit (ha)

Yeah
After all that shit
I went and gave me form to Cheryl
Put it through
So my pay goes in tomorrow
And um, you might not see me for a bit
'Cause I'm on a holiday
f*ck yous, ha!