CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Everyone is Traumatized by Christmas

Well Jinkx, we sure have learned a lot tonight

We sure have!

Turns out that whether you celebrate Christmas or don't celebrate Christmas, it can be a hard time of year for a lot of us

That's true. But, at least we're all miserable together!

Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
Everyone's just grinning through the cheer
We start our lives all starry-eyed with childhood propaganda
Then find out all those strange men's laps wеre never rеally Santa
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
It's almost no-one's favorite time of year

Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
And generously spreads their sh*t around
The Jesus songs mangers on lawns- this bullsh*t is incessant
The Christians have the world on lock and now they wanna press it
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
No one's safe when Santa comes to town

No matter where you come from, no matter who you are
There's something 'bout this holiday that's sure to leave a scar
An overbearing family, no family at all
Run over by a reindeer or just working at the mall

Oh!
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
We just have our wounds gift-wrapped to get by
We all drown our depression in more fruit cake and wine
You may feel like you're all alone but sister, get in line!
'Cuz veryone is traumatized by Christmas time

But, at least they're not alone

At least you're not alone

No, you're not alone if you've been traumatized!