CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : The Big Snatch

People say, like, y'know, you got a daughter now and a son, and don't you wanna make-- you know, music that can help people and change the world? And I said, you know, that's what I- I'm gonna dedicate my life to that, now, you know? That's why I gotta make records like THIS

I've warned you about women, they're just going to make you unhappy and ruin your life!
Grotesque music
Yabba dabba dabba doo
Yabba dabba dabba doo
What would any girl want you for?
Face facts, son, you're not good looking, you're fa- you're fat
You're fat
You're such a c**t, mom
Even as a little boy nobody liked you

My d**k is a biblical plague, spitting frogs and locusts
I'm like supercalifragi- f**k it, b*t*h suck on my gross d**k
My c*ck's deadly, that's the medical prognosis
Doctors could use my semen as bug spray to kill roaches
I've been the world's grossest since Hall and Oates wrote hits with more ferocious explosions than rollin' with Golan Globus
I explode noses, the backhand break faces
All you pu**y millennials better hide in your safe spaces
I'm an anarchist, b*t*h, I live for pandemonium
I urinate sulfuric acid and I sh*t plutonium
Sing to the chick, trickin' the trick, I'm fingerin' it, lickin' the clit, Givin' it a fit, hit it with a brick, stick it with the d**k
I'm slicker than Rick, go!