CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Royalty Free Christmas Songs 7
Alright, boys and girls, eh, today we're gonna-- Ew! Why're you all dressed up like little doctors and sh*t?
Uh, Mr. Kermit, it's because of, uh, Coro- Co- Co- Coro- Covo- Cono-
Co- Co- Coro- Co-
Cornovavirus
Oh, you dumb, dumb kids. Looks like Uncle Kermy's gonna gave to teach you a life lesson! Alright, shut up
COVID's a hoax
No, COVID's not real
People die every day
At least that's how I feel
No, I don't respect those
Who choose to wear masks
But we wear them to save lives!
Whoops! I didn't ask
La la la la la la
Over the rainbow and
La la la-
Sing along, you pussies!
Merry Christmas, boys!
(Merry Christmas!)
Hey, if you guys told me last yеar that I'd be spending Christmas on a Zoom call, I'd be likе: "What the heck is Zoom?"
Um, stupid question, but nobody gave Uncle Uh-Oh the Zoom link, right?
No, no, no, no. No
No, I did not
I might have...
No! No, you didn't!
Dude! Why?!
Trump won by a lot
Investigate the deep state
Reptiles rule the world
Look into Wayfair
Bill Gates will microchip ya
5G hurts my brain
I don't trust the vaccines
Obama was born on Mars
See you boys next year!
One shot of White Godvia
One shot Vanilla Rum
One shot of creme de menthe
(Rumple Minze is also fun)
Chill until it's nice and cold
Garnish with a candy cane
Stalk your more successful ex
Enjoy your fancy drink!
Stuck inside, nothin' sadder
Browsing TikToks, getting fatter
No, I fear that this'll turn to my new routine
Ah, Santa, won't you bring me that vaccine?
Don't buy a PS5
There's only like three games
Wait for the developers
To figure out the controller
And don't buy a PS5
The only games I can even name
Are a remaster of an 11-year-old game
There's a title that's just glorified DLC
And a game that looks like it launched with the PS3
Don't buy a PS5
Wait for the Pro or Slim
The library's so tiny
Who cares if it's new and shiny
Just don't buy a PS5
Goin' round the neighborhood, shootin' all inflatables
I love it when my wife lets me buy more guns
Another year has come and gone
Somehow, we're still alive
How can the whole world carry on
With no news of Shrek 5?
We were promised long ago
But movie progress moves so slow
I cannot sleep, eat, drink, oh no
I need my big green man
Four films just isn't enough
I'm not that strong, I'm not that tough
Here's a pic of Shrek in the buff
Dreamworks, what is the plan?
You could've saved this wretched year
With any Shrek 5 news
Instead, you made a sequel to
The motherf**king Croods
Shame on you
Uh, Mr. Kermit, it's because of, uh, Coro- Co- Co- Coro- Covo- Cono-
Co- Co- Coro- Co-
Cornovavirus
Oh, you dumb, dumb kids. Looks like Uncle Kermy's gonna gave to teach you a life lesson! Alright, shut up
COVID's a hoax
No, COVID's not real
People die every day
At least that's how I feel
No, I don't respect those
Who choose to wear masks
But we wear them to save lives!
Whoops! I didn't ask
La la la la la la
Over the rainbow and
La la la-
Sing along, you pussies!
Merry Christmas, boys!
(Merry Christmas!)
Hey, if you guys told me last yеar that I'd be spending Christmas on a Zoom call, I'd be likе: "What the heck is Zoom?"
Um, stupid question, but nobody gave Uncle Uh-Oh the Zoom link, right?
No, no, no, no. No
No, I did not
I might have...
No! No, you didn't!
Dude! Why?!
Trump won by a lot
Investigate the deep state
Reptiles rule the world
Look into Wayfair
Bill Gates will microchip ya
5G hurts my brain
I don't trust the vaccines
Obama was born on Mars
See you boys next year!
One shot of White Godvia
One shot Vanilla Rum
One shot of creme de menthe
(Rumple Minze is also fun)
Chill until it's nice and cold
Garnish with a candy cane
Stalk your more successful ex
Enjoy your fancy drink!
Stuck inside, nothin' sadder
Browsing TikToks, getting fatter
No, I fear that this'll turn to my new routine
Ah, Santa, won't you bring me that vaccine?
Don't buy a PS5
There's only like three games
Wait for the developers
To figure out the controller
And don't buy a PS5
The only games I can even name
Are a remaster of an 11-year-old game
There's a title that's just glorified DLC
And a game that looks like it launched with the PS3
Don't buy a PS5
Wait for the Pro or Slim
The library's so tiny
Who cares if it's new and shiny
Just don't buy a PS5
Goin' round the neighborhood, shootin' all inflatables
I love it when my wife lets me buy more guns
Another year has come and gone
Somehow, we're still alive
How can the whole world carry on
With no news of Shrek 5?
We were promised long ago
But movie progress moves so slow
I cannot sleep, eat, drink, oh no
I need my big green man
Four films just isn't enough
I'm not that strong, I'm not that tough
Here's a pic of Shrek in the buff
Dreamworks, what is the plan?
You could've saved this wretched year
With any Shrek 5 news
Instead, you made a sequel to
The motherf**king Croods
Shame on you
