Lyrics Son & Wife by Hot Dad

I could never live on my own
So many problems turn me to stone
I need a lover and a child
To end this life in the wild
I went into the bank for a loan
They said, "No credit until you settle down
Go to the altar, succeed
Give you fixed rate of your dreams"

I've hurt so many people, I try to make it right
I'm tossin' and a-turnin' almost every single night
I'm trapped inside a basement, this place is like a tomb
I'll never escape until I implant a boy in your womb

I don't wanna live my life without a son and a wife in my life
I could never do what's right without a son and a wife in my life
Consistently get into fights without a son and a wife in my life
I ain't gonna live my life without a son and a wife in my life

I've spent too many nights all alone
American wet dreams of the girl, child and home
Greedy and sticky, I know
(But that don't stop 'em from happenin')
I hate this life, I'm glued to my phone
Hoping you'll text me so that I can become
A holy keeper of love
I'll slide inside of your zone
(And then comes a beautiful baby boy)

I've hurt so many people, I try to make it right
I'm tossin' and a-turnin' almost every single night
I'm trapped inside a basement, this place is like a tomb
I'll never escape until I implant a boy in your womb

I don't wanna live my life without a son and a wife in my life
I could never do what's right without a son and a wife in my life
Consistently get into fights without a son and a wife in my life
I ain't gonna live my life without a son and a wife in my life

Every reason that you're giving is a reason worth living for
And I can't stay in the dark no more
I might sleep with other women, but I'm cool and worth forgivin'
Can we please get married now?
Can I please implant a son
Deep inside your fertile womb?
I'm in love with you

I don't wanna live my life without a son and a wife in my life
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I could never do what's right without a son and a wife in my life
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Consistently get into fights without a son and a wife in my life
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I ain't gonna live my life without a son and a wife in my life
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Without a son and a wife in my life
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