CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : your friends from high school who fell for pyramid schemes
Hey, girlie! Hey, guy! Whatcha been up to?
I got a great opportunity just for you
How'd you like to make 80,000 dollars a year?
Selling top-tier products from your home right here?
How's it work? Let me tell you; first, I sell you lots of crap
Now your ass is on the line to push the products in your lap
Well, that's great, 'cause on Facebook, I have 700 friends!
You can spam 'em all with messages until your friendship ends!
LuLaRoe, and Younique, Mary Kay up on these cheeks
You'll be drinking so much HerbaLife, you're gonna sh*t for weeks!
Hey you guys, buy some knives! Now your debt is on the rise
And you're sleeping on the couch so that you wife won't hear you cry
Remember back in high school when I thought I was so smart?
I can't believe we fell for this, our lives are torn apart
Not feelin' like a boss, babe! Not seeing any perks!
Not sure why people fall for this; the system never works
Maybe if I sold my car...
Y-you gotta stop.
I got a great opportunity just for you
How'd you like to make 80,000 dollars a year?
Selling top-tier products from your home right here?
How's it work? Let me tell you; first, I sell you lots of crap
Now your ass is on the line to push the products in your lap
Well, that's great, 'cause on Facebook, I have 700 friends!
You can spam 'em all with messages until your friendship ends!
LuLaRoe, and Younique, Mary Kay up on these cheeks
You'll be drinking so much HerbaLife, you're gonna sh*t for weeks!
Hey you guys, buy some knives! Now your debt is on the rise
And you're sleeping on the couch so that you wife won't hear you cry
Remember back in high school when I thought I was so smart?
I can't believe we fell for this, our lives are torn apart
Not feelin' like a boss, babe! Not seeing any perks!
Not sure why people fall for this; the system never works
Maybe if I sold my car...
Y-you gotta stop.
