CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : I Am The Walrus (Live At Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY 3/25/88)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying

Yellow-matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
And if the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
Nice tan

I am the egg man (Now good sir, what are you?)
They are the egg men (A poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
(Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
The elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man (Woo!)
They are the egg men (Woo!)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
A-goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo
Joob, joob