Lyrics : Dinah-Moe Humm [ZINY 40th Anniversary Deluxe Edition]

FZ: Okay, alright. This is it. Yes, yes, yes. We're here to please. It's "Dinah-Moe Humm" time . . . Alright!

Couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

Stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty-dollar bill says you can't make me c*m
(Y'jes can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was sc*m

I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna c*m
(So I got down to it)

Whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation to her sugar plum

I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
Still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm

Well, Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe
Comin' from
I done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm