CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : MY LIFE IS A PORNO

Uh yo that dropped out what the f**k?
How do I, hang on…
Oh there we go
sh*ts f**kin' banging, okay, yo
Yeah, uh, first up I’d just like to say
f**k you, Thomas
Look at me now
Up in f**king Zef Studios, South Africa
Where are you?
Still living at your mum’s house
Anyway, tell her I say hi

Yo my life is a porno
Got all these sexy girls loving my raw flow
Like this one chick with the fat bum and the tight little corn rolls
Woke me up and said: “Smiley I’ve got a sore throat”
“And sore bum from last night”, yeah, I’ve got a fat d**k
When she first saw it she was like, “It’s f**kin' gigantic!”
In the candlelight, I made the vibe all nice and romantic
She was way impressed, she said: “I’ve never sucked a d**k that big!”
I don’t really like skinny b*t*hes, I prefer thicker chicks
My d**k's obviously not small, but Ninjas got a bigger d**k
His d**k is a miracle, I can’t take my eyes off it
I promise I’m not gay, but I kind’ve admire it
I respect Ninja a lot 'cause he is a really good rhymer
When we hit the town, we drown in a f**kin' sea of vagina
I recently moved to LA and uh, I must say LA is nice
Plus all the girls there really like f**king famous guys
I like girls company, but I’m also happy to stay at home
All day alone, high as f**k, wanking to Game Of Thrones
I really miss Khaleesi, Game of Thrones was my favorite show
If I dated her, we wouldn’t f**k straight away, we’d just take it slow
Girls think I’m mysterious 'cause I f**k with a mask on
I’m not a 2 minute noodle, yeah baby, I last long
'Cause if a girl doesn’t come, then, I feel like a failure
Smiley, a young OG from Australia