CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Dancing Plague
(The wind of a medieval dancing plague enters. 497 years ago fills the room.)
CONTESTANTS:
DANCING PLAGUE
DANCING PLAGUE
POST-MEDIEVAL RATS
AND HILARIOUS FRENCH HATS
AND ALSO CERTAIN DEATH
(The commentators town cry.)
(MO bends over with head in the stocks. Perpendicular angle.)
SAMSON:
Anon Noble Lords, Noble Ladies of Strasbourg!
MO:
Bourg bourg bourg bourg—
SAMSON:
How fairest thee all?
(Collective groans/boos/hisses from the contestants/dancers.)
JAYNIE:
That means “good” in feudal French!
CONTESTANTS:
DANCING PLAGUE
DANCING PLAGUE
POST-MEDIEVAL RATS
AND HILARIOUS FRENCH HATS
AND ALSO CERTAIN DEATH
(The commentators town cry.)
(MO bends over with head in the stocks. Perpendicular angle.)
SAMSON:
Anon Noble Lords, Noble Ladies of Strasbourg!
MO:
Bourg bourg bourg bourg—
SAMSON:
How fairest thee all?
(Collective groans/boos/hisses from the contestants/dancers.)
JAYNIE:
That means “good” in feudal French!
