CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : TOSGANO
It's very rare that I have to recommend a TOSGANO
What's a TOSGANO?
That's my little acronym
What's?it?stand for?
This one?sucks, get a new one
You've got?a dog, but the situation's hairy
And by that, I mean naughty
And it's getting pretty scary
It don't act like a pet, no
This is a TOSGANO
Let me spell it out for you
It's T-O-S-G-A-N-O
This one sucks, get a new one
It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much
It sucks so friggin' much
This one sucks, get a new one
I can't get rid of it fast enough
I can't get rid of it fast enough
You don't need a license to be a pet therapist, do you?
No, ma'am
So, under what circ*mstances would you recommend a TOSGANO?
Is it like, is it like if it pees wherever it pleases? (Eh)
Won't get a job and watches too much TV? (Uh-uh)
What if it gives you a dumb, blank stare? (Nope)
Or flashes his lipstick out of nowhere?
That does suck, but it's not enough
For a TOSGANO guarantee, an H-A-B is what you need
Another acronym? (Yes)
Which stands for?
"Hazardous Antisocial Behavior"
Which means?
Biting, but Shampagne's never bitten anyone, right? (Hm)
This therapist's breath is stinkin'
Like a dirty dog, but it's got me thinkin'
There's a plan cooking in my Helen melon, that could be fruitful
How to get rid of that sh*tzadoodle
All my dreams will come to pa**
If I can get Shampagne to bite Bitsy's a**
Oh my God, my puppy's growling at me
And it's got me yellin'
Who's gonna save me? Helen!
This one sucks, get a new one
It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much
It sucks so friggin' much
This one sucks, get a new one
I can't get rid of it fast enough
I can't get rid of it fast enough
Why are you laughing?
Is it because of my job?
Yes, let's say yes
What's a TOSGANO?
That's my little acronym
What's?it?stand for?
This one?sucks, get a new one
You've got?a dog, but the situation's hairy
And by that, I mean naughty
And it's getting pretty scary
It don't act like a pet, no
This is a TOSGANO
Let me spell it out for you
It's T-O-S-G-A-N-O
This one sucks, get a new one
It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much
It sucks so friggin' much
This one sucks, get a new one
I can't get rid of it fast enough
I can't get rid of it fast enough
You don't need a license to be a pet therapist, do you?
No, ma'am
So, under what circ*mstances would you recommend a TOSGANO?
Is it like, is it like if it pees wherever it pleases? (Eh)
Won't get a job and watches too much TV? (Uh-uh)
What if it gives you a dumb, blank stare? (Nope)
Or flashes his lipstick out of nowhere?
That does suck, but it's not enough
For a TOSGANO guarantee, an H-A-B is what you need
Another acronym? (Yes)
Which stands for?
"Hazardous Antisocial Behavior"
Which means?
Biting, but Shampagne's never bitten anyone, right? (Hm)
This therapist's breath is stinkin'
Like a dirty dog, but it's got me thinkin'
There's a plan cooking in my Helen melon, that could be fruitful
How to get rid of that sh*tzadoodle
All my dreams will come to pa**
If I can get Shampagne to bite Bitsy's a**
Oh my God, my puppy's growling at me
And it's got me yellin'
Who's gonna save me? Helen!
This one sucks, get a new one
It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much
It sucks so friggin' much
This one sucks, get a new one
I can't get rid of it fast enough
I can't get rid of it fast enough
Why are you laughing?
Is it because of my job?
Yes, let's say yes
