CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Pour Poor Me More Please

Oh, take it up with Helen, because she's in charge of the babies and "wah wah"s of this hotel. Because that's what I'm hearing, "wah wah!"

Helen's not here, so I'm telling you. And if I leave, all of my customers leave with me

Wah wah, I'm Lionel, now I have to make drinks for the service bar too! Poor me...

It's all so draining
Not that I'm royalty
But so much complaining
Where is his loyalty?

I'm hardly a matron
Yet I stand accused
Decades his patron
Just bring me my booze

Pour poor me
More, more pl?ase
I'm so, I'm so thirsty
Pour poor me
More, mor? please
I'm so, I'm so thirsty
I could have been a doctor
But I took my skills to libations
A master serving master gla**es
She's finally in perspective
The disrespect she has shown
Shellacked and cracked in lacquered plaster
You can't put a price on magic

But he brings us booze

Now anyone can be your friend

But Lionel brings us booze

Pour poor me
More, more please
We're so, we're so thirsty

He gave me his pants when I needed pants
He built my son's science project

He let me call him dad

I'll give you a shoulder to cry on

He taught me how to ride a bike

He bailed me out of prison

He invested in my startup company

He found my birth parents

And some free advice