CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : First Class Hands
Oh, hey there! I'm your new narrator. Wanna hear a story about a park?
Hey, hey,?shush?don't?be scared
You're with?a pro now
You're with the best
A?guy with know-how
A guy who's well dressed
I know it's hard?to?comprehend?the level of?quality you're seeing
But?I can make this very simple for you
You deserve to be in
First-cla** hands
That's right, I said, first-cla** hands
You've been distracted by a dude who's been uprooting the whole plot
I'm not trying to be rude but there's no way in hell he's got a pair of
First-cla** hands
Don't you wanna be in first-cla** hands
See the last guy sort of missed the mark
It's why I'm here to take your through Central Park
In first-cla** hands
Hi, excuse me. What are you doing here, Griffin?
Oh, hey, buddy. Yeah, so you got fired
I have two words for you
I'm leaving?
Free will
Can I guess again? I was gonna say free will
Birdie, Birdie
You dirty little thing
You could've stayed
You could've made your little ukulele sing
It's a fiddle
But you just had to blow it
Had to interfere
And the next thing you know
It's over and I'm here
But, Griffin, if in fact I got involved
Don't you think my selfless act just might have solved it?
They gotta make their own decisions
We just get to watch
There's no room for new revisions
Unless you wanna botch it
They need first
Okay, constructive criticism
Cla**
Yeah, I can take a note. I got it now
Han?
Hand?
Hands
From now on, I'll give them
First-cla** hands
No, Birdie?Birdie, listen to me. No. Ugh
You've all been shackled to a chaperone
Who needs to take a hike
I could end this cute toe-tapper
Only, wait
Who doesn't like when I sing?
First-cla** hands
I get it now
I'll give them first-cla** hands
A professional who understands
Just sit back, enjoy the music
I've played with three different Coachella bands
Ah, that is impressive
With these first
Cla**, chorus and verse
Cla**, so well rehearsed
Cla**, once met Fred Durst
Cla**
Oh really, Durst? When was that
It was years ago. It was at a Barnes & Noble
Why have the worst
When you can have first-cla**
First-cla** hands
So, you should go
Right, like motivational. Like, "go girl!"
Thank you?here I go
Hey, hey,?shush?don't?be scared
You're with?a pro now
You're with the best
A?guy with know-how
A guy who's well dressed
I know it's hard?to?comprehend?the level of?quality you're seeing
But?I can make this very simple for you
You deserve to be in
First-cla** hands
That's right, I said, first-cla** hands
You've been distracted by a dude who's been uprooting the whole plot
I'm not trying to be rude but there's no way in hell he's got a pair of
First-cla** hands
Don't you wanna be in first-cla** hands
See the last guy sort of missed the mark
It's why I'm here to take your through Central Park
In first-cla** hands
Hi, excuse me. What are you doing here, Griffin?
Oh, hey, buddy. Yeah, so you got fired
I have two words for you
I'm leaving?
Free will
Can I guess again? I was gonna say free will
Birdie, Birdie
You dirty little thing
You could've stayed
You could've made your little ukulele sing
It's a fiddle
But you just had to blow it
Had to interfere
And the next thing you know
It's over and I'm here
But, Griffin, if in fact I got involved
Don't you think my selfless act just might have solved it?
They gotta make their own decisions
We just get to watch
There's no room for new revisions
Unless you wanna botch it
They need first
Okay, constructive criticism
Cla**
Yeah, I can take a note. I got it now
Han?
Hand?
Hands
From now on, I'll give them
First-cla** hands
No, Birdie?Birdie, listen to me. No. Ugh
You've all been shackled to a chaperone
Who needs to take a hike
I could end this cute toe-tapper
Only, wait
Who doesn't like when I sing?
First-cla** hands
I get it now
I'll give them first-cla** hands
A professional who understands
Just sit back, enjoy the music
I've played with three different Coachella bands
Ah, that is impressive
With these first
Cla**, chorus and verse
Cla**, so well rehearsed
Cla**, once met Fred Durst
Cla**
Oh really, Durst? When was that
It was years ago. It was at a Barnes & Noble
Why have the worst
When you can have first-cla**
First-cla** hands
So, you should go
Right, like motivational. Like, "go girl!"
Thank you?here I go
