CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : A Cake for Bertie’s Party (Rotten Shed)
Put your guitar on!
Carry on.
What are you doing?
Jim? Jim!
Rip open packets and read before using
Up- to- the- stabby, your sanity losing, or something
(Oh f**king hell!) (Come on!)
Hide stabby thing in your hand, it’s amusing
You stab and your sick Uncle Bimbo all oozing
Everyone’s looking and everyone’s trying their best to see over the top of me
Over and under the weight of the world is too much because everyone laughs at me
(Did a bit with the volume control there... [?])
(Now!)
(Now!)
Cut me, I’m bleeding, my artery's severed
Plеase lock me up, don’t you know I desеrve it?
My mummy told me that nurses are smashing
But Babba's an a*******, he needs a good thrashing!
T***!
Everyone’s looking and everyone’s trying their best to see over the top of me
Over and under the weight of the world is too much because everyone laughs at... Jim
Kavus: Leave it alone- he keeps f**king up the frequency of the guitar! -but we slow down, th- 'cos it's up there with the 't-t-t', and-
Tim: The what?
Kavus: -just disables it on the g-string.
Tim: The what?
Kavus: But there i- the, this, 'cos you can hear it when the frequencies-
Babba: [?]
Tim: Shut him up! Shut him up!
Kavus: But- Tim! You s- you were the-
Tim: SHUT HIM UP!
Kavus: You were the one that said it...
[Fade out]
Carry on.
What are you doing?
Jim? Jim!
Rip open packets and read before using
Up- to- the- stabby, your sanity losing, or something
(Oh f**king hell!) (Come on!)
Hide stabby thing in your hand, it’s amusing
You stab and your sick Uncle Bimbo all oozing
Everyone’s looking and everyone’s trying their best to see over the top of me
Over and under the weight of the world is too much because everyone laughs at me
(Did a bit with the volume control there... [?])
(Now!)
(Now!)
Cut me, I’m bleeding, my artery's severed
Plеase lock me up, don’t you know I desеrve it?
My mummy told me that nurses are smashing
But Babba's an a*******, he needs a good thrashing!
T***!
Everyone’s looking and everyone’s trying their best to see over the top of me
Over and under the weight of the world is too much because everyone laughs at... Jim
Kavus: Leave it alone- he keeps f**king up the frequency of the guitar! -but we slow down, th- 'cos it's up there with the 't-t-t', and-
Tim: The what?
Kavus: -just disables it on the g-string.
Tim: The what?
Kavus: But there i- the, this, 'cos you can hear it when the frequencies-
Babba: [?]
Tim: Shut him up! Shut him up!
Kavus: But- Tim! You s- you were the-
Tim: SHUT HIM UP!
Kavus: You were the one that said it...
[Fade out]
