CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : I am Having Trouble Chatting up Women

I am having trouble chatting up women
Women keep telling me to f**k off
Women tell me that I smell
Many women find me repugnant
Women just don't seem to like me
Women think that I'm a bit mental
Women move away when I approach them
Women just don't want to know me
Women look at me with disgust
Women think that I'm a pervert
I need a woman to iron my shirts
I need a woman to make my dinner
I need a woman to wash my pants
I need a woman to have sex with
I need a woman to fulfil my depraved sexual urges
I want a woman to spank my b***ocks
I want a woman to fist me up my arse
I want a woman to do a dump on my face